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The more I see this, the worse it gets I was watching my son's under 12 game and you don't even get three attackers through on goal at that level 🤣

Imagine we did get promoted and Martin was playing these suicidal tactics against Man City or Liverpool. It'd blow our 9-0 defeats out the water

Anyone else really looking forward to Tuesday now? You've got to hand it to Russ, there's a real random element to the games instead of the predictable shit of last season. Will we dominate possession and look like superstars, or play like a tyro league under 10s team? Who knows, tune in on Tuesday and find out. Spoiler: it's the under 10s team.

Based on that, there wasn't even a plan A 😳

Claude Puel is looking pretty good right now 🤣

Did people think that Leicester looked good? They were average, but played a team without a defence. It's like winning a sprint against someone in a wheelchair, it doesn't make you Usain Bolt....

I thought I'd have a look at the Swans board to see what they thought. https://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/swanseacity/forum/301482/southampton…-and-leicester/#32 They'll all lurking in here watching us realise they were right all along. So, if you're reading this, you were right, do you want this chancer back?

You can't sack a coach after 6 or 7 games, you just can't. But we should.

Red army was right Red army was riiiiight You're a shit Nathan Jones Red army was right

Well that was shit. Positives: Edozie was decent, Bazunu can't really be faulted for the goals. Negatives: pretty much everything else. Martin is a clown.

Lyanco and Tall Paul dream team returns

Sulemana red card. Amazing 🤣

Can Lyanco be recalled? 🤣 Stuart Armstrong has been on the pitch 5ins and nearly cost us twice.

Man United are a laughing stock at the moment. Then Everton, then us.

Their midfielder just walked passed Smallbone for the 20th time tonight, an absolute Casper the friendly ghost of a performance from him.

I honestly can't believe I'm saying this after so few games, but this idiot has to go. We were warned, and every word was correct.

When we got relegated, I looked at the positive and thought "at least we'll see some goals".

-5 goal difference, and we're the third highest goal scorers in the league

People are leaving, this is very poor and surely SR are taking note

Absolutely amazing defending lads, just jog back as slow as you like while three of their lads race through. Fuck off Martin you utter clown, this is on you.

Sulemana has been involved, but no end product as yet.

We need a cheap penalty to get back in it, then throw the kitchen sink at it and hope for a draw.

Fucking hell, they had two men through and missed. Suicidal defending yet again

There's the old Adam Armstrong shot 🤣

Sulemana has the touch of a donkey but the pace to correct it. That works for me