Saint NL

Can't complain at this, good age, knows the manager, decent enough stats and inexpensive. Not exactly a galactico signing, but sensible as a squad member.

Well Jones said we need to be more aggressive....

Christ, couldn't we do with a player like Rashford (in this form)??

Reports that Onana didn't report for training at Everton today. He was immense when we played them, a huge loss for Everton if he left. Obviously he wouldn't come to saints, but he could certainly do a good job.

"Bonjour, is that Rennes? We've discussed it and would like to make an improved offer. Yeah, €17million and 1 euros. Ok thanks bye".

I genuinely have no idea who that could be. I'm braced for disappointment but fingers crossed I'm wrong.

Interesting comments from Jones tonight after the game. "We just lacked a little bit of quality in terms of wide areas, once we get that confidence and get one or two in we will be a different threat. I am really proud of them" Hints at getting a wide man and not a striker. If he can't see we are lacking quality up front then we might as well all pack it in and go home.

Even though we played ok in parts, the weaknesses just keep showing themselves each game. DCC was turned far too easily for the goal. Che is not a goal scorer, his hold up play is fine, but no one expected him to score that 1 on 1 and it showed. Bazunu did ok, that'll help his confidence. Alcarez looks a handful. But sky got what they wanted, and now we'll see Janny B start next week. Meh, sick of this shit, when things aren't going your way it's relentless

So it's a pretty much exactly a week from now that the transfer window slams shut. That shopping list better have the word "striker" underlined in red pen. If it wasn't urgent before, the whole world can see it now.

I'm surprised this commentator can still talk with Newcastles dick in his mouth

It's going to take more than a bit of sex and the city to save us.

Janny B on to save us

Big lols at Murphy waving DCC off the pitch 🤣

Red card DCC. Brainless

Lyanco getting stuck in 🤣

Why bring on Lavia now? Makes no sense

You can see that it's sucked the life out the players. Game over, such a shame as we were on top before that

The FA just received a call from the Saudis and the goal is ruled out

Ffs, ruled out

Yesssssss

There it is. Ffs

Who had 71 mins for the Lyanco brainfart sweepstakes?

Big fan of Alcaraz' nutmeg skills. He's going to be a fan favourite in no time.

DT - you know you only have to press "Send" once?

Close again. Much better since half time.