santo_michele

From Warsash, I'll have you know, thank you very much...

...a match-fixing scandal is the last thing we need...

...also a strange evaluation of our top scorer last season...

How about "Winchester Dons"?

That's what happens when the Japanese Prime Minister resigns...

If you click your fingers and say "Abracadabra" as well who knows what might happen...

"A Seven Figure Sum" Let the pointless and unfounded speculation begin... Guesses between £1,000,000 and £9,999,999 please.

Jesus...

Yep, they're called seasons, and have been around since year dot...

Us palming crap off to China? They've been doing it to us for years...

WK05 (Eh?)HD - Silver Skoda Octavia RS ND57 (Pee)JV - Silver Skoda Octavia VRS ...are ones I've seen out and about...

Perhaps not, but I think it's good advice anyway

Don't forget lads, we're this far off relegation...

Moral of this story: don't ask for medical assistance on a football fans' forum...

I hope for your sake you put a bet on...

Since I feel I would be wasting my breath to try and have a reasoned argument with the likes of sundance beast, nineteen canteen and manji, I think it is more appropriate not to bother. So, forgive me for lowering the tone, but I think my subsequent comment will echo the thoughts of most of the people here today: "F*ck off". Thank you.

Swansea unbeaten in 13 games, Southampton favourites to lose, Administration looming, fans in turmoil, seemingy no chance of winning. My Prediction: Southampton 3 - Swansea 1

If the board "went Dutch" and put £2 million in each, where would that leave us?

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Oh yes, I remember that

for ever adv. - b. in phrases, for ever: for all future time, for eternity, in perpetuity; hence (chiefly in colloq. use), incessantly, interminably. ...ahh the irony...

That's Richard Hammond in 30 years' time.

I think I recognise him! Time to drop a quick line to Crimestoppers..