Crazy Diamond

Not sure, though I do know that Villa were really keen on him.

We were linked with Jacob Butterfield not so long ago - he's now out injured for the rest of the season.

How utterly ridiculous. Our fans gullible? Never.

Okay yeah officially stalker-ish.

Because I look out for my husband, I'm a good civil partner.

Yeah, although I may have called him my husband by mistake.

One way to find out. I've just asked him if he's going to sign for us.

It could be anywhere. He was talking about Venice, Rome and Florence a few days ago.

And you've done a good job. Hats off to you. (Genuinely)

Yeah I wouldn't trust what the Metro says. It's a load of old ******** wrapped in adverts.

Wouldn't want to be on board in this weather.

Sheff U couldn't wait to get rid of him at the start of the season, overpaid, not enough goals their fans said.

Ha.

As much as I love the F.A Cup, I'm not really all that fussed about this game. I imagine we'll see the likes of Butterfield given a run out.

Also wasn't it apparently designed with acoustics in mind, so they could out-sing the opposition? From what I can tell, that failed. I was listening on Solent and I heard our lot more than them.

Urgh. Franchise bastards.

November 19th never happened apparently. Good lord.

The other thing - 'Champions'. Yes, last season, of the third tier. Well done - but even Carlisle played in the top flight once, you don't hear them going on about it! Such a bizarre lot, worse than Bournemouth perhaps!

I've had to block them, one of them was getting downright abusive. The list of charges is as follows: We only had one song We didn't sing that song very loud Portsmouth have better support than us Our stadium is identical to many others Our stadium has no soul Nigel Adkins talks crap We are arrogant

In response to comments about Nigel, I reminded them of Poyet's stance on Luis Suarez's misdemeanour towards Patrice Evra: "atleast lord poyet does not talk total rubbish week in week out like ur nigel!!"

"One stand stadium? No there's 4 - how many stands does your souless 1 tier bowl have?#irony" "They went to ****ing Ikea to build St Marys #souless #flatpacked #sameastherest" "The irony in u saying we ve found our voices is priceless. Quietest fans at the amex u lot. Champions :)" "Theres only one disrespectful manager and that gimpy nigel :)" "Just good to win cos of that absolute **** Adkins : )" Interesting bunch aren't they? They can certainly give it out. I've replied to one or two by stating I'd rather have Nigel Adkins than the racist thug Gus Poyet - how many suspensions do they have currently? What was Gus' stance on Suarez?

You're learning, good lad.

Wrong. He obviously wants to go to Hannover or Newcastle, he got himself sent off so he wouldn't be forced to play in games where he might get an injury and fail a medical. IT'S OBVIOUS.

I've got a Brighton fan on Twitter giving me some grief, but he's not happy his team won today, he's happy that it's upset Adkins. Sad really, but their manager is a racist, disrespectful and cheating ****, so there we go, they have to find happiness elsewhere.

This is the Internet, where you can NOT win. I criticise Guly for being inconsistent, and I'm told I'm a disgrace, don't know what I'm talking about, and by bringing it up I'm getting on his back. I look on the bright side of today, say we've lost 3 - 0 but are still top, I'm 'happy clappy'. Welcome to the real world. It's full of ****ing idiots. Even if you pay attention to the facts there's still some moron who believes in something different.