Crazy Diamond

No use in worrying about other sides. We just need to worry about our own fixtures, starting tomorrow.

Didn't have a choice! Removed Steam completely, no traces left, reinstalled then had to leave the game to download overnight.

Same situation as me mate. By the sound of it you need to just delete the lot, including Steam, and start over. Whenever there's an update I have to do exactly that because Steam is so ****ing useless. You might not have lost your saved games though, on the bright side.

Shameless plug for my own article on FourFourTwo... http://fourfourtwo.com/blogs/upthefootballleaguewego/archive/2011/12/16/el-clasicoast-the-southampton-view.aspx It's kind of a personal view of Sunday's game and derbies gone by.

Yep. Steam has ****ed everything up, as usual. I've had to totally uninstall and now won't be able to play for ages, as the internet is so bad around here. ****ing stupid. If anyone wants in, I'm thinking of rounding up the creators of Steam and holding a public execution.

Nail. Head. On. It's ****ed everything up for me. It can't decide if it's updating itself or not. Stupid ****ing ****ty thing. IFK Gothenburg are European champions at least, beat Real Madrid (who were 1/2 favourites) in the final. My Finnish, Icelandic and Swedish regens beat the likes of Ronaldo and Neymar.

Comment From Sam Why is Portsmouth's support so bad? Only 12,000 odd against Peteborough. How do you attract more fans? David: I would never describe our support as bad. To be fair he's right. It's more ****ing awful than bad.

Oh on the contrary, we qualified first! They had to beat us to get through. We're now in the quarter finals which is unreal. As for Dias, he's a legend. A regen but I've been messing around with face packs and I thought I'd try and match the computer generated face to a real one..

Right, well, have some of this!

If you think Huddersfield did well, then try some of this... Not bad, given an Allsvenskan campaign is 30 games long.

Could have been that little bit sweeter - the game before that was nearly a relegation decider.

Noice. To keep the good news coming, here's the nPower League Two table in 2016.

And it's all gone quiet over here. What's the latest, people?

This whole finishing 17th business, who would have been the teams to finish below us then? You've clearly worked it out with some thought if you're going to say 17th exactly. Explain.

Spoke to a few Bournemouth players when I worked down there. When Bond was in charge, they seriously considered not turning up to training because they disliked him so much. When they did train, they never listened to a word he said and never spoke to him.

Dean Gorré?

I work at the club. Does that count? Incorrect. They sold the pot at a flea market in an effort to balance the books. Myth, I have it on good authority he just really liked custard creams.

To be fair, no one really puts money in pots anymore. Bank accounts are the preferred method of money storage.

A big payday? You'll get half of the Stamford Bridge gate receipts - and given you've got such a crap team, I bet hardly any Chelsea fans will bother turning up - and those that do will probably be paying a discounted price!

We didn't keep a clean sheet today - should we bring back Niemi?

Sounds like Adkins got it wrong. What more can we say?

To be fair you're right. No sorry I'll do that again - to be fair you're totally wrong.

Attendance at Fratton today is 12,236. MASSIVE CLUB.

The gantry at Fratton is high up in the stand when the BBC use it, fear not. It's such a decrepit old place that there's a pulley system to get the camera up into position, the cameraman then climbs into his place.

Would you like a loan, would you like loaaaan? You've got no money, would you like a loan? Check your old coat pockets, check your old coat pockets, na na na na, hey! Stand up, if you're overdrawn, stand up, if you're overdrawn... Let's all have a whip round, let's all have a whip round, na na na na, hey! What's it like to see a crowd? What's it like to see a crowd.... I have more if anyone is interested.