Julian H. Cope

Strange, although not on the album I have recently been singing 'Always something there to remind me'. I have been getting funny looks at work when I belt it out.Stupid f*ckers.

Do you live abroad?

I know they are playing Sheffield but other than that I cannot help.

I've never liked United(even when they were sh*t). I always want them to lose.Still never mind eh.

Saint Etienne are to perform their 1991 debut album 'Foxbase Alpha' in its entirety at a series of gigs this May. I've bagged a couple of tickets for the London show at the Bloomsbury Ballroom 15th May. Anyway might see you there.

Agree.I also think Attack Of The Grey Lantern is a classic. I must say you have such fine taste sir.

Soccer AM is not worth getting up for.

I would uck her in the fass.

If I'm judging a cat show it depends on how far I have to travel.Sometimes I'm up at 4 sometimes 7. On my days off I make appearances as a celebrity double.If you would like to hire a Niki Lauda lookalike drop me a PM.£25 p.h.

Elastica - Elastica.(Skagged up b*tches).

Did you go to a cat show?

I use a pretend one.'Click'.

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four Impala. TBF it has nowt to do with filling a skip.Although it helps.

I found this amusing. Thanks Canpake.

Spent all weekend filling a skip. 2/10. I wish I was a little bit taller.

I'm all for having fun but this was bloody ridiculous. I think the Government should ban this sort of behaviour. Dogsh*t eating c*nts.

Nope.

Alas she has been tainted by a jock.

For the record mine would be Mr Boombastic.

Getting my Dad to beat me and put out cigars on my arm. "Do I stutter?"

I bet max is looking forward to that

I see no problem with this.He is a blind man. Surely it would have been more upsetting to call him Mr Cansee. Ridiculous.

Liar!! There's no-one else in the ceiling space, unless you have a cloaking device. Pretending to be John Bender from The Breakfast Club.

Spying on co-workers

Ahhhhhh,Tracy Tracy.I ruined many a sock over her.