hypochondriac

Only joking really. I do love the Pythons. The others in the group have said though that Idle likes to milk their material a lot.

Oh dear Eric. How the mighty have fallen...

Ha this is better. Liked the Romans

Morris dancers and nuns. Exactly what I thought the opening ceremony was going to be like... Glad Idle is there though. Funny.

He doesn't half like living on past glories does Idle...

As a nation we are just so odd...

They should have just done the whole show like this TBF rather than that cr*p at the beginning.

She gets better with age.

Second half been much better. Who is this guy doing wonderwall? Edit whoops Liam! Didn't know who beady eye was.

Always and forever.

Mel C still looks like a bloke I see.

Disappointing Geri isn't wearing the dress.

That was definitely the highlight so far. Spice girls now?

I keep remembering it again. That was by far the worst bit.

You have every living British artist to choose from and you pick the latest fad that will be gone once they hit puberty? FFS...

Jessie J really is very good...

Yep. No one yet who I would actually want to listen to.

This bit is good. When they concentrate on people with talent who sing not bad songs and know how to get a crowd going its decent. When they hark back to old bands who mime or perform terribly then it has been very poor. Even madness were a big let down.

Jessie J the best so far.

Jessie J decent TBH and at least singing live. Not bad.

Brand being involved at all...

Yeah little better.

Glad he has f*cked off. Fat Boy Slim should be alright. Edit: Nope this is awful too. It really is like Butlins.

Would do those policewomen though.

I can't put into words how awful it is seeing Russel Brand in this singing Will Wonka out of tune.