ZepSaint

BBC (not strictly a word in itself, but hey ho)

There's nothing at ALL like being in IT ...................rummaging around under desks ...........fiddling with things whilst taking a quick peek ..................

Have just had to explain to the kids why I spurted tea all over my screen and through my nose ! Absolute classic ........................:-)

Thing is, did you have to take any Rennies or other indigestion remedies ? :-)

I've been banging on about Slade for years !

In-Laws

Balls :-)

Brain (Horrid Henry ! )

Have been reading this all day and laughing myself silly, then this came on the radio and I laughed even harder thinking of the Blue Phew down the road .............http://www.lyricsondemand.com/onehitwonders/werenotgonnatakeitlyrics.html Even the band name is apt ! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Reckon this could be a thread all of its own ....................songs to inspire and laugh to ..............................

Been thinking recently ...............................wonder if this comedy script will go to 100,000 posts ................think I know the answer now !

Sorry Bearsy !

Well, thats sort of my point ...............big tits and brewers drooping schlongs ...........................don't really go together do they ? Unless your Bearsy !

How come Sweden come near the top of this schlong-o-meter but the country's shaped like a brewers droop ?

Nah, think you're confused there. It wasn't his mouth ...........................

Can you display the pic of the tennis bird scratching her arse ?

Ahem ..........................do you bloody well mind ! Actually, now I come to think of it perhaps you're right ....................

Don't let yer bird kneel down, she's welcome to stand up though ?

Some sort of escape plan for lovers of glory holes ?

Remove all fruit based waste yourself AFTER taking a dump ?

Something like telling you where to put your car if you think that Al Jolson was the height of class ? Or a congregation area for fans of Bernard Manning ?

Ohhh, I like this one ...........................:-)

Thanks guys ! lol She does look like she could do with a good meal doesn't she ..............

I feel a need to research so I don't make any mistakes ........................can't seem to find the thread though ?

I think this might be stretching it a bit far for credence, the same Jennifer Sterger as before ....... http://www.jennifersterger.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/jenn-sterger-lingerie.jpg Will I get an infraction point for porn ? Work safe btw ...................

Dare I ask how you know ? Do tell .........................