Matty's Caddy

Don't be ridiculous, you'll make no friends round here talking sensible like that! What were you thinking?

Surely it's celery???

I wish I shared your confidence

And now starc, Aussies 8 down 100 to win

How do to know that? I'm genuinely intrigued.

This

??????

Really?

Now look what you've done!!!

Get over it. It's not as if he's done a Cardiff.

Get over it. It's not as if he's done a Cardiff.

Because he's not very good

So just how good is this guy, I know nothing about him, in fact I'd never even heard of him before now. Obviously must try harder.

For us or Cardiff?

My first thought when I woke up this morning was that I dreamt we signed Inzaghi......weird

At 10 to 1 in the morning?????

So did Matty's Caddy after seeing him play

Funny how this BS thread stays open and others get locked

From what I've just seen, not a player to walk into our first team by any stretch of the imagination.

No.

What are you, his mum?

No he's not

So Turkish, do you really feel that the source of all your information is really reliable (10) or really iffy/ twitter (1). Could you rate it/them in future with each snippet you give out. These scores could possibly form part of my new "full of sh1te" league table TM I'm guessing with this new points system fully implemented, you could be looking at a place in Europe

Can somebody create a full of sh1te league table so we can easily separate the needy and desperate from the serious itk'ers

Yes, well done. Nasty man was horrible to me so I'll be horrible to him Just how old are you boy