St. Neil

Used this number got straight through after being on hold for 10 mins on the ticket hotline. 01271 335708

I heard he doesn't speak a word of English, so i'm out.

Please add Soldado and Torres to the list of players he has scored more than, and please consider they were bought for over £75 million combined.

Well that did'nt take long, Barker has gone to MK Dons as assistant manager.

I really don't know if these phew fans are being serious or not.

I hope Slugworth is available for the next manager unveiling as well, and maybe the engagement manger will start engaging again also.

He isn't going quietly! http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/man-arrested-after-four-hour-siege-at-portsmouth-house-1-5955352

Ha they are hoping Connolly can be recalled as player manager if Barker is sacked.

God they really do love themselves

Even funnier is the first goalscorer is on loan from the skates, and they cannot buy a goal at the moment.

Maybe they will end up in the Krill league, where the fishy crustaceans belong.

I'm not so sure I like the brown tint to the inner lining.

They remade the Warriors? Red and white pinstripe baseball shirts and face paint might catch on.

The big survey, no scummahs allowed. http://surveymonkey.com/s/PFC_FAN_SURVEY_022014_PST

And some more going back a bit from this very site, I just don't think he likes us very much. http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?8482-Mick-Dennis-The-Express#.UvtmLbS-auA

That attendance snippet is taken from the Express, written by Mick Dennis "The Voice of Football" who also wrote this back in 2010. http://www.express.co.uk/comment/columnists/mick-dennis/166078/Southampton-supporters

I didnt realise fatpipes park had a hotel complex as well. Surely all the Torquay players wouldnt have bothered turning up for the game today after no sleep. http://www.torquayheraldexpress.co.uk/Gulls-players-evacuated-hotel-floods-roof/story-20543595-detail/story.html#ixzz2s4pUqfYR

Kompany?

Another skate ex poster still as delusional as ever. pfc123 One problem the whole team has is that every side visiting Fratton Park is paying like it's their cup final. That's not a big headed or patronising comment- virtually every manager in the pre match blurb has said the same thing every time. 'We've been waiting for this one', 'This is the big one', 'Everyones been looking forward to this game', etc etc. Nice comments in a way, but I think it shows that we're going to have to be better than the usual standard required to get out of L2 as everyones raising their game against us.

An email sent to only the bestest of the bestest from their new manager. Some of them thinking its a nice touch others think its tacky. Dear Skate It is a real privilege for me to be the new manager of Pompey. This club has an amazing history. Very few clubs have ever finished as Champions of England. Pompey are recent FA Cup winners and finalists, and there is no glass ceiling on this club in the long term. The short term is very simple, we have to get back into the top half of the league. To do that we have to work hard and fight for every minute of every match, starting on Saturday against Newport County. County are a good side, but with our fans behind us at Fratton Park creating that special atmosphere we fear no-one. If you possibly can, please come down to Fratton Park on Saturday. We really appreciate your support and look forward to taking this club forward by working hard together. Play Up Pompey, Richie Barker Manager, Portsmouth FC

Loads of them saying they are only spending 30% of turnover on wages, where as the rules allow 50%. So wiggle room for a spending spree, I can see Warnock as DOF and Maradonna as player manager.

And because of some twitter spat with a fellow supporter, who he has now had banned from Fortress Fatpipes...................................................lucky bastard.