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Rec.... Watched this the other night. Okay, a bit late in the day 'cos it's been out for about 3 years I think and already has a Hollywood remake. But what a top film for the hand held camera, realtime horror flick genre!!!! There were very genuine edge of the seat moments and the the last scene [whilst arguably predictable] was very claustrophobic and nailbiting!!! The whole film steadily increases in pace right up until the end. Low budget film making at its very best. 8.5/10 Oh, and the lead role is played by the very lovely Manuela Velasco....

Aid

A woman on her deathbed called her husband and asked him to open a box from under the bed. Inside he found 3 eggs and £7000 in cash. "What're the eggs for?" he asks. "Every time we had crap sex I'd put an egg in the box." gasps the wife. "Not bad," says the husband, "Three eggs in 35 years of marriage! Where did the cash come from?" The wife replies "Every time I got a dozen I sold them."

Collaberate

Shhhhhhhh....I realised that as soon as hit the submit button....nobody else has noticed yet....

Empathise

Isotope

Stable

Micky, you've missed her foot under the bench....

Sam

Harry

A*se

Bubble

Been mucking around with this and it's a powerful bit of kit. Trouble is, all the free OS data takes up a lot of disc space so I've had to chuck it all on an external drive which slows things up a tad, but other than that....

Or, if you want something free you can't go far wrong with http://www.paint.net/ I've been using it for yonks and it's really pretty good tbh. (Obviously go for the photo editing option when you click the link, not Warren Paint and Color Co....)

Peter. No, wait....

'Ave e'm come boy again yet? This be just like the Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarchers, but on the intraweb.

Port

Behind the workbench is usually a good bet too. Or it's been left out in the garden.

Hillman

I thought I'd lost my sledgehammer the other day, but then it turned up in a dark and distant corner of the shed, so I can empathise with your loss. Might I suggest checking in your dark and distant corners? So to speak....