Redbul

Yes. Yes you should. I have at least a gallon of the stuff a day. Couldn't get through the day without it.

Ranger (sorry....)

Hugo-y

Rossi

Gary

I said to the missus "Right sexy, upstairs now!" She said "Ooh get you kinky...." I said "No, seriously, the World Cup is about to start, now f*** off...."

Brotherhood

Millie Clode. Nuff said. Although Dani Sinhar makes South Today very watchable.

Dodger

Spinner

And people shouting "Nipper coming through...." and the crowd moving aside so you get set up with your milk crate behind the white wall. And then during the game laugh at the expressions on the faces of opposing team players when they realise that they've run out of pitch after a mad sprint down the line and there's that low white wall and then us to stop them!!!! Mischievous ladies (I presume they were ladies anyway) trying to pull the shorts down of players who had strayed too far back to get a bit of distance for a throw in....

Bloomers

SAINT!!!! Do I win £5?

Are you kidding? It what sets us apart! Mandelbrot fractal patterns is my bet.

Haste

****BREAKING NEWS**** Duran Duran have just released the official England World Cup song: ' His Name is Rio and he Watches from the Stand....' Tough crowd....

Ruby Murray

Bacon (as in Kevin)

Family

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache'. 'Perfect,' her husband said, 'I was just in the bathroom powdering my c o c k with crushed aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository....'

Just waiting for my new credit card* to turn up then I'll nip down and get mine and my nipper's STs. *Hadn't budgeted for paying for this all in one go; had (foolishly) assumed that the installment plan would still be in place. Hey ho....

Westside

Shut it Big Nose.

Personally I think the USA will struggle....they won't even get to the tournament....

Calshot