Redbul

Fear

Bruce was arrested for punching his wife again. The judge asked him "Why do you keep beating her?" Bruce answered "Well, I think it's my weight advantage, longer reach and superior footwork...."

Prayer

Ah, it's a Dad and his daughter; there would have been a completely different dynamic going on if it was his son.... But that scenario does smack of spoilt child. I really don't think it applies to all children nowadays.

Swagger

Oh, of course. Trust that ****ing great **** to **** up our filter, the ****.

The Range in Winchester Road? Assuming that you're in Southampton. And you can travel faster than light 'cos it'll be shut by now....

's Star

Femtex: A volatile explosive that becomes increasingly unstable once a month.

Yeah, ours turned up about a week ago. They smell nice too....

I'm accepting defeat and taking it in to one of our tech boys at work....To be honest I'm surprised the whole thing has lasted as long as it has. It's over 5 years old and the CD/DVD drive has been used virtually all the time for loading CDs into iTunes and ripping films to my iPod. But if it can be rescued I'm going to do a destructive restore and give it to my nipper for gaming and homework and stuff. I'll let you know how I get on. Or more accurately, how my mate gets on!!!! Thanks for your help and advice so far....

Rory Mcilroy or Lee W******d might be worth a flutter at 9/2 each. I prefer a good stiff shaft, me. Can't have any head wobble.... Why has the middle of W******d got asterisked out?

Pig (Not you BTF....)

At the restaurant last night, my companion asked me if I wanted to 'go Dutch' on the bill. So I raked my studs down her chest, argued with the waiters, and left in tears.

Breeze

Retard

Cheers Wibble, but this was one of the first things I tried........didn't work I'm afraid....

Jungle Formula insect repellent. Matches. Credit card. Car.

Desist

In fairness, this thread does have the Ronseal factor.... Good decision Saints. They got on my t1ts watching the world cup. Cue Madonna breasticle gags....

Absolute gem. Digging through my DVDs looking for something to watch and found this old favourite. Couple of disillusioned young Scots nippers disguised as the Clown and the Wolf Man decide to hijack tourist buses in their native Scotland with nothing more than a fake gun and a 'puffer' gun filled with 'itching powder, sneezing powder and athletes foot powder'.... They start to get a cult status which sees American tourists flooding in to Scotland on the off-chance that they maybe hijacked. Ned Beatty and Bernard Hill add the 'star' elements of this great little pic. It's gentle, laugh out loud funny in places and doesn't require any effort on the part of the viewer; just sit back and soak it up. Soundtrack by Big Country fits the ambiance superbly and there's quality cinematography of the Highlands.... 7/10....Not Oscar stuff but I could watch this again and again.

Fall (Sorry, but "*****y, that's S_H_I_T_T_Y" reminded me of Rowche Rumble....dunno why....)

Troublegum

Cheers for this. I am now of the opinion that the drive is no more....I'll get myself a cheap replacement.

Cheers for your efforts so far guys, but no luck....I'll keep trying....