notnowcato

Blackpool

I LOL'd Total overeaction. For those taking the "it's family" stance then This Morning is on in 30 minutes and your Daily Mail is now available for purchase.

Any offers???

:D

A colleague of mine stated during a meeting "My reputation exceeds me..." It did.

Darren Bent is ill, so Jaunde Ramos offers to do his shopping for him. While in Sainsbury's he bumps into Arsene Wenger. 'What are you doing in here, Juande?' asks Wenger. 'Getting a bag of potatoes for Darren Bent,' he replies. 'Sounds like a good swap to me,' says Wenger.

He came to us under a cloud, couldn't get a game... he's gone to AAB under a cloud, couldn't get a game... I wonder where next?? Shet, it's us isn't it

Sorry but you really should check John's stats... the term PROVEN GOALSCORER was made for this man. He scored 1 in 2 for us last season, it takes Saga 8 games to score 1. In my humble opinion the team for this season should have been built around providing him the chances to score.

Unfortunately, it seems that for Saga to play well he needs a carrot in front of him, the carrot in his case being a contract. His performance levels dropped markedly last season and it is too easy to blame Burley.

Unless you are constant rewriter of history Saga was carp for us last season.

Credit Crunch... Burley's fault. Saga put in too many half assed performances. John scored goals.

Hit more of the little ball than the big ball. Easy.

Anteaters are very cool. I've always had a certain affinity for these fellas

Are the bubble blowers about to go pop??

Best read I've had in a long time. Marvellous stuff.

Sounds like you have a horny dog. Not sure he would have been too distressed by it. If the woman has no intention of breeding with the b itch then then it should be speyed.

Because the numbers of illegals being taken into custody was becoming too great. So, in their infinite wisdom, the Police and Immigration office give the illegals a map of how to get to Croydon or Liverpool. ****ing genius!

The "fat man" is just as likely to be a "waste of tax payers money" in the not so distant future.

Why?

As mentioned previously, Lemon Sole in Old Portsmouth is excellent, wont be cheap mind.

Good choice, one area I will look to explore in the next two years. Here's a little taster of what is on offer: http://travel.roughguides.com/website/travel/Destination/content/default.aspx?titleid=72&xid=idh119851600_0013 Clearly you will be going to Bangc*ck

Because: A. he's paid his fiver B. he can 3. you are not the internet police

My better half works for the NHS. The management practices in that place are ****ing laughable.

Congratulations... Just short of 9lbs! Small lad then..