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...and what about St. Kip?? :smt040

I think you should be more open and honest with your current relationship. This cloak and dagger approach is not healthy.

That's rohypnol for ya

you don't have to be a clinical innerweb psychologist to clearly see that seeing your ex has left you wondering that things could have been better. Nighty, night. Sleep tight.

I remember when rock was young Me and Suzie had so much fun holding hands and skimming stones Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own But the biggest kick I ever got was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock While the other kids were Rocking Round the Clock we were hopping and bopping to the Crocodile Rock Well Crocodile Rocking is something shocking when your feet just can't keep still I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights when Suzie wore her dresses tight and the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight But the years went by and the rock just died Suzie went and left us for some foreign guy Long nights crying by the record machine dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans But they'll never kill the thrills we've got burning up to the Crocodile Rock Learning fast as the weeks went past we really thought the Crocodile Rock would last

I presume the wink at the start of Eye is a skate ****le was to indicate that he / she / heshe / fish was about to write a barrow load of shet. Just a guess.

Yep... announcement and press conference this Friday.

Spot on. I was sat in the South Africa Road end, the average intelligence was fairly low but the shouts from the hoops fans was the disgust that they were being outplayed for large parts by a team with only 10 men. Many clapped Adam's goal too, stunning effort. Gillet is maturing nicely. Our man of the match was Kelvin, top display. James had a solid game up against the tricky Cook.

nonsense

Thanks gents

Looking for advice on decent selling mediums as I'm looking to sell my car. Have been on Auto Trader website for 4 weeks with only a couple of bites. Can anyone recommend a decent site or paper? I'm based in Hove, the car has a book value of £7k and I'm advertising at £6750 ono.

You are of course correct, as am I. :smt008 Nads - Spanish Feds - Swiss Djoko - Serbian Muzz - Sweaty The whole world hates a smart ass.. I can live with that.

Seriously, when did Rooney last play well for England?? Euro 2004 by my reckoning. Time for Fab to root out the players that are not interested, based on his performances you would have to say that Rooney is one.

Think you will find that Murray is ranked 4 in Europe. As for Monty I'm sure most of the nation loved him for his performances in the Ryder Cup.

Priced at 6/4 to win a major next year... now, who in their right mind would take that bet?? I'm not saying that he wont win a major next year but the price is ridiculous.

James Brown - Terry - Rio - A Cole Bentley - Barry - Lumpard - Theo J Cole - Heskey Time for Wayne to watch a game or 2.

A bloke, having split from his latest girlfriend,decided to take a holiday. He booked himself on a cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore. In disbelief, he asks, 'Where did you come from? How did you get here?'. She replies, 'I rowed from the other side of the island. I landed here when my cruise ship sank.' 'Amazing,' he notes. 'You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you'. ' Oh, this thing?' explains the woman, 'I made the boat out of raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree.' 'But, where did you get the tools?' 'Oh, that was no problem,' replied the woman. 'On the south side of the island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into ductile iron. I used that for tools and used the tools to make the hardware.' The guy is stunned. 'Let's row over to my place', she says. After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, 'It's not much but I call it home. Sit down, please. Would you like a drink?' 'No! No thank you,' he blurts out, still dazed. 'I can't take another drop of coconut juice'. 'It's not coconut juice,' winks the woman. 'I have a still. How would you like a Pina Colada?' Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk. After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces, 'I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the bathroom cabinet.' No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet, a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism. 'This woman is amazing,' he muses. 'What next?' When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines, strategically positioned, and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckons for him to sit down next to her. 'Tell me,' she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, 'We've been out here for many months. You've been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for?' She stares into his eyes ..... He swallows excitedly and tears start to form in his eyes..... '****ing hell, don't tell me you've got Sky Sports?

Tonight: Parlour games. Sat: Walk on the downs, couple of drinkies, out for meal in the evening. Sun: With the family

I would take a winning season for my Dolphins... Damn you Dan Marino!! I struggle to keep up during the regular season, once the wildcard games kick in I'm hooked again.

cousin of Stevie G

Who is this "they" you talk of?

You gotta love the guy

Agreed. Your Granma is appalling.

Spot on. Reminds me of the ridiculously funny Peter Sellers too.

To be fair it was Karsey that I incorrectly spelt