notnowcato

Because: A. he's paid his fiver B. he can 3. you are not the internet police

My better half works for the NHS. The management practices in that place are ****ing laughable.

Congratulations... Just short of 9lbs! Small lad then..

Gheyers opening up dead freds

Jeez louise and Jee-eeh-pers.... Yesterday it was announced that Karaoke Bank was up for sale and is likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared staff may get a raw deal. ****s

Update on the financial situation..... Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

...one is called Kelly Smunt

It's the bestest

Your answer stated the cinema was the bestest... you'll be hard pushed to find a cinema this side of Haselmere better than the one in Festival Place in t'Smoke

The valuation of £300m is clearly bull****

Maybe you should consider Blazingsmoke (or just outside..) Old Basing??... would fit all your criteria

Too many dependancies to sufficiently answer your question: access amount being saved per month / per annum happy with t'internet only? etc it is worth the trawl.

Why would you want to get to Portsmouth or Fareham??

Comedy Penius

Kriss Kross or House of Pain??

a milliyen to one??

There is nothing more to say...

Says it all really

Go back to bed and get out the opposite side from which you exited from this morning

Ahhhh.... good times!

Apologies for the delay... urgent crisis meeting held. Their largest bank Ori Gami has just folded. We are doomed. Rupert out.

OMG!! Just seen the news, have you heard what has happened to the biggest Japanese bank?? Details at news.bbc.co.uk

3 minutes and 27 seconds

WOO-HOO!!! I'm in the 0.01%.