notnowcato

Oh gosh! The whole worlds a critic.. (NNC storms off in a hissy fit)

Richard the Lionheart.. rape and pilage to your hearts content

Age doesn't come into it (assuming legality)... however beauty does

Karsie Cheifs... It don't matter to me Because all I wanted to be Is a million miles from here Somewhere more familiar.... Oh my god I can't believe it I never thought we'd get someone to replace Le God

I will have to beat you with my negativity stick :smt064 Get behind the positive bandwagon FFS

miche + cam + lizzie + me = happy times

Is their squad big enough for a European campaign...??

If you seriously can't play golf, the stewards at Old Thorns may ask you to politely leave the course... especially if I put the call in... will you be driving your Audi?? The missus is away on a hen weekend... friends coming down and we may partake in a beverage or two :smt102

I've been looping the Lallana goal from the you choob link (thanks for posting waggy), poetry.

My first game of the season, really cannot wait to see the yoof in action... on the pitch that is. I've even managed to blag some comps.

Blotchy skin, on all fours with a four foot long neck??

So is it only the females that can get 3 kidneys?

I see... I read it as being her and her mother.

From the boat or the wreck?? :smt059

how common is this 3 kidney malarkey??

Best joke that's been on here for days...

Please don't sign off "MLT" unless you want some serious rumours to start... or has the Foot become a Toe..??? Good luck anyway.

Do you know what? Having been put through 4 seasons of hellish football at times, at last I can take a small amount of pride in my team again. The league will sort itself out, we have a lot of youngsters whose form will probably dip in and out a bit. I like the ethos of youth, shame we didn't have the balls to do it 2 years ago.

Be careful, sometimes you can get it horribly wrong and quote a c**k. Oh f**k it! :bear:

In which case accept our return in praising you. Stoopid Pikey

Thoughts are with you PL.

Oh dear... go on, stoke the fire. Move on.

Does he go and sleep on your bed? My beeatch used to do that. I couldn't work out how, as she was kept in the kitchen. I watched her one morning through the kitchen window, open the the kitchen door (one paw on the worktop and the other paw on the door handle) and make her way upstairs for a kip... she got her way, the bed now gets covered and she has run of the house.

If anyone is considering giving an ex racer a home PM me and I will put you in contact with a well established rehoming establishment. Greys make fantastic pets, low maintenance - 20-30 minute walks and then they sleep... and sleep... and then sleep some more. Feed them, water them and exercise them and you will have a buddy for life.