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Possession for possession sake 🙄

Waiting on Fareham to come out… and say that he’s got a feeling Lavia will stay.

Insane hair

Welcome aboard the Love Boat, Russell. I love your hair already, reminds me of the glory days of Pelle and Shlong.

This is exactly what would happen to me if I decided to be an attention seeking prick on Twitter. I’ll stick to being a dick on here.

I’d be very disappointed if the new manager (Martin) is not in place by the end of June. Realistically, it should be this coming week in order to allow sufficient time to plan pre-season, sort through the transfers in and out etc etc.

There's too much change ahead for us to expect to hit the ground running at the start of the season. We will also have 5 weeks or so of a transfer window to contend with which I can see being an uncertain time for the squad and no doubt we will still be active with incomings. Whether your glass is half full or half empty, whether you agree with the new manager appointment or not; the team and new manager need some space to get things right. There's no point anyone shitting the bed in August.

Yep, Swansea are definitely not a selling club, no sir.

Stop it, you tease, I'll blush. Would it help if I drew you a picture, sweetheart?

Le Timmier's point was about the magical / mythical figure of 36 points being required for any Premier league team to avoid relegation in any given season.

So... where would Everton have finished if they had 34 points and a better GD of -17?

So, 34 points then..

I’ve a feeling you’ll stay 😉

And some missing a decimal point… 🤓

They don’t need to be good, they just need to be better

I’m only here for his avatar

Is that this season with no games left or next season? Did they make the approach before the Liverpool game? 😵‍💫

How would I possibly cope with that?? 🤔

I wonder how they would "read" the clause if Luton came in for Martin. It's clearly bollocks from Swansea. No clauses in my house sale for selling to Vanarama National League type forum posters. Does KWP have a clause in his contract about how much we should sell to a Premier League club or a Championship or even a new relegated Premier League club

As per my original point, if this is indeed the case, Swansea are being dicks, incurring the cost of Martin and his backroom staff for another week, month or however long they wish to by sticking to the letter of the clause rather than the spirit of it. Pathetic really.

Knock yourself out, mate, whatever gives you a sense of self-worth.

Meanwhile, in the real world, Martin has been approached to manage a Championship club.

Exactly, only a dick would hold out for the rubber stamping, if indeed that’s the case.

Has Martin been approached to manage a Premier League or Championship club?

That’s a different type of scenario as the price is driven by market and demand. Swansea are (possibly) being dicks about a technicality on a clause in the contract.