the stain

Youre going to need to provide me with some information: 1. A photo of you 2. A photo of TS 3. Who is Hannah Minx? 4. What is double teaming.

Without doubt

That took an hour? Are you a computer spastic?

Maybe each seat should be a toilet that you can either use as a normal chair (lid down) or have your wee or poo whilst not leaving early or disturbing others.

I have no idea what either of these mean. Can you explain, please?

Make sure you're wearing dark trousers when you're pretending to be Turkish.

Hello! You know some impressive names! Anyway, don't get all upset, it's only the Internet. It's not worth wetting yourself about.

By denying that you're gay, what you're saying is that it's wrong and bad to be gay, which makes you homophobic, which I believe should mean infractions. I have reported your post.

Nurse!

Youve got yourself all wound up and angry that you've misunderstood the post the chap made. Just calm down, don't be so eager to get cross and read what's said carefully. Oh. So after the chap tells you you've misunderstood his point, rather than apologise, you even angrier about it. I think you just want to be a bit shouty today. You need a cuddle.

Sh it and spunk, I won't lie.

They could make half time longer. Maybe 45 mins? Might even be time for a nice sit down meal and half a bottle of wine if you order before kick off.

I am able to control my bodily functions. I think it's a little sad if grown men p iss themselves once, but to say "the last time I p issed myself...." suggests its happened on a number of occasions.

Has this game kicked off?

Hello!

It does happen. it happened to you. You've just buried it. It's time to face the truth. The shame isnt yours, you are the victim.

Hed make sure your lodgings were better than the average soldiers.

Youre a naive happy clapper.

I'd probably get a bit cheesed off if he started leaving early though. If Josef came down to the basement to do his thing and then left early because his pie was ready, I'd be pretty angry.

The sh it is on your seat and it was done by Turkish after he raped you.

Where would you rather live - helmand or Josef fritzls basement? I suppose unless you were related to fritzl, living in his basement wouldn't actually be an issue. So I'll go with fritzls basement.

Id rather put up with people leaving football early than live in Helmand. It's a good argument, very convincing.

Its not illegal to fart, but it probably is illegal to take a big sh it on one of the seats. Would you complain if someone did that? What if someone raped you, would you complain then?

Yes, without doubt.