Big Bad Bob

Do we really need 2 threads about this earth shattering news??

Is there any such thing as a decent champagne, severely overrated drink if you ask me and you didn't. Don't care much for his tattoos either TBH

Did somebody say something

Amy Lewis ‏@SkySportsAmy 8m Understand Arsenal are no longer interested in signing Serge Aurier but he's in discussion with another Premier League club #SSN #AFC

Trust you to notice that......I bet you've got the Sky+ (other PVRs are available) primed so you can rewind in case a player gets excited when they score (on the pitch)!!

A shmoke und a pancake. You know, a flapjack und a shigarette? No? Shigar und a waffle? No? Pipe und a crepe? No? Bong und a blintz? No? Well, then there ish no pleashing you.

van Dijk in Japanese anime, sounds a bit scary to be honest...

They're after Morgan because he has proved himself in the Premiership, Clasie may well be a better player but he has not proved it in the League that the teams are playing in. They are risk averse hence they won't take the punt, they'll let someone else do it and then swoop in when/if he proves himself.

I was thinking of this last night and thought that the away shirt should be in the style of the training tops but yellow on bottom and blue on top Oh, I see they've done that already, oh well

A deal for Arsenal to sign Schneiderlin has been "done" since we first signed him 7 years ago...

I've heard that they're going to bring in Alf-Inge Håland as a defensive coach.

and always before Alex Crook.....

I've heard he's da bizz and very much underrated by the pundits..

To paraphrase a misquote :- "Sign him and they will come!"

FFS Pap stop being so provincial, it mentions that we hate Pompey so that's all that matters. It'd be better if it mentioned we fecking hate Pompey though and some reference to getting your Father's gun....

Wow, just wow..... Skol skol skol skol Skol skol skol skol Mind you quick Google shows it was in the 80s so I'll let you off

Oh dear, expect a crowd of besmocked yokels, with straw hanging out of mouths, holding pitchforks, other agricultural items and burning brands turning up at Ocean Village soon. It'll be all over South Today tonight...

Yeah I know, but you said Guan didn't say that Tadic was off to Everton, I was just pointing out that he had and then, later, he said it was in the balance...

Because he's just seen the naked picture of the Queen??

It's the OP on the 'Does the board have a case to answer to' fred

Best we get one or both over the line then Don't be mean No-one cares.

His last season in the Championship RL scored 27 league goals, does Ings' 21 include other comps as well?? Also does Ings take pens, who's going to be our penalty taker now?

That's all right, I'm sure Bletch will be over in a minute to show you a nice word cloud of how you got it wrong....that is punishment enough.

He plays on the left, He plays on the right, Dusan Tadic makes Pompey look ****e We hate Pompey, We Hate Pompey...

Did you forget an apostrophe in that Bearsy? Otherwise we've always loaned our youth to other clubs!!