Big Bad Bob

Wow, just wow....

He's ****ging Helen Flannigan isn't he, apparently they're trying for a baby. Maybe he wants to become the stay at home father and live off of her stellar career!!

Wasn't he in the Wurzels??

Apart from the player exodus bit that happens practically every off season

Either you like the shirt or don't! Whether you're going to buy it or not is a completely different kettle of fish... People not buying it because it isn't Adidas or Puma or Nike is wrong IMHO...

Not got the video but here is a still from it :-

What? It's missing a designer logo, **** that I won't be buying one then....

Thank you, but I prefer to think that we turned around, parted our cheeks and asked them "How deep??"

Nice removal of the original semicolon, I thought you were dabbling in a bit of Haiku then...

Of course we're in negotiations with Liverpool, they've offered us 2 amounts which we've rejected, we've said we want £25m or you can do one...isn't that the definition of the word??

Feck off, Sibley's floor is proper laminate, the original is on a laminate looking vinyl floor. Sibley's shoes are black, the original's are brown. Sibley is taking the piss is all, no Pap theories to see here..

I'm so glad that Granty was wrong with his earlier leak..

I'm sure the other players don't need a press conference to be kept in the loop...

No, can't work out the egg joke in there??

Haven't you heard, Clyne is off to Arsenal...

Can he push a pineapple, can he shake a tree? Will he make the players go to the left, go to the right jump and down to their knees??

Nor a lot of people TBH

Ummm, basing their plans on realism? Not answering calls from players?

We need a swift eggs-it from this thread

You're right, it's time the admin started playing hard boiled with these oeuf topic posts.

To the cone collecting squad maybe....

Please stop poaching your jokes from elsewhere

Yeah, like that really worked with Kenwyne Jones didn't it...

Did you show him around your attic with the spiders eyes like saucers??

Might explain why Tadic was at training for Twente yesterday, if we have sent a delegation over to complete both transfers. I think the article is also stating that Sevilla have dropped out of the battle to sign him (a few tweets saying similar things this morning) so that is good news for us. Yeah but what about the rest of him, do we really want him if his right leg isn't that creative?