Big Bad Bob

The Swan Inn just outside of Lyndhurst was quite pleasant last time I went there. Also The New Forest Hotel but that might be too far out of your way.

Redknapp!! for some reason!!

Does your wife know you're emailing your "home video" to others?

Who she?

Isn't it that the registration can't be transferred until 1st July??

to Brazil..

Oh come on, don't keep it to yourself, unless it's Fanny Sunesson doing herself, then you are more than welcome to it...

Got to find a halfway point for them to meet up Barry v Pap style, where's half way between Norway and Japan? I think this is about there

No, now piss off back to the hole you just slunk out of.....

Wood maybe

s'alright there are no beef curtains in them there PMs

on a broom

Feck me Tokes I had no idea you were such a far right wing, BNP loving, EDL subscribing tosspot... "When Britain was an Empire we were ruled by an emperor. When we became a kingdom we were ruled by a king. And now we're a country we're ruled by Call Me Dave"

Agent

Is a one minute clip of the same thing and it should earn SIP -lots of rep points

http://www.lawinsport.com/blog/item/eu-employment-law-an-obstacle-to-footballers-calls-for-quota-system-in-england

Sadly they can't enforce this because of EU employment laws (restraint of trade).

The idea is to get the youth playing regular football, something that is not done at the moment, I should imagine if they are playing regularly and look good then they will quickly get integrated into the 'A' team. 'B' teams will be a 25 man squad of homegrown players with only 3 allowed to be over 21, sensible. They will not be allowed in the Cups or promotion to the Championship, and a new League 3 will be created to accommodate them. Add in the restriction on non-EU players (non allowed below the PL and only 2 maximum per PL team) and I think it's a damn good start (for the England team).

Basingstoke used to be by the sea but the sea got bored and moved away.. Sent from my Internet Warrior Keyboard using some electron excitment

It's worked for Star Wars, apparently..

dog food

To be honest she's not the smallest of girls so she didn't really show very much, we thought she'd been putting on a bit of weight due to her drinking and clubbing with her "aunt" 3-4 days a week!!

Oh I don't know, my brother-in-law and his girlfriend had a kid that they didn't plan for, basically she found out/realised she was pregnant at 8 months. Anyway they were useless at bringing up their daughter, his idea of teaching her words was to point at things and continually repeat their name so she would say banana, banana, banana etc. She has basically been taught life skills by her grandmother who dotes on her. If not for her I think she would still be in nappies and not able to string a coherent sentence together.

The Everton defenders apparently...