LGTL

Taking your first mouthful of a pizza after waiting 5 minutes only to discover that the tomato base is still hotter then the ****ing sun and still skins the roof of your mouth.

I’d have been more annoyed if that wasn’t your reply.

Pretty clear that the top 4 will be England India NZ and Australia. All becoming a bit pointless until the semi final stage.

‘Pony’

Is it a prerequisite of yours to reply to every single post with the word pony? Makes you look like a right tit, especially when you’re wrong.

SA v NZ the best game so far.

Boris was awful, absolutely awful. The future leader of our country, FFS.

The mentalist Brexit at any cost Tories would happily see the breakup of their oh so precious union and destabilising of their oh so precious city businesses if it meant we left the EU without a deal. Odd, hypocritical and spoilt bunch.

Fair point. Those 45 minutes from fat chaz do take some beating.

I'll never forget being at Wigan for his 'performance' up there in the cup. We should have made him walk home after that.

Boris is probably a staunch remainer behind closed doors. In fact, I'm sure of it.

End with Brighton home, Bournemouth away and Sheffield Utd home. Three nice games to confirm our European spot.

Bournemouth last away game, home AGAIN on the last day of the season. Chelsea away on Boxing Day, Spurs home NYD.

Rabiot FFS.

Has a leaked fixture list EVER been correct? I can recall no such time.

13-0 I mean honestly.

This. Not forgetting the ridiculous wage he is on for having achieved absolutely nothing. Should have been sold years ago.

The goals need to be made smaller if the goalkeeping is to have any chance of improving. I'm being deadly serious.

Away on my honeymoon for the first month of the season so hopefully I'll miss some of the games I doubt I'll bother with, namely away to the Manchester and Liverpool clubs. As long as I don't miss Spurs away then I'm not that fussed.

Some fantastic goalkeeping on display once again.

As above. Top 10, the odd cup run and in with a chance of winning them, and the odd venture into Europe. It really isn't that much to ask.

We’ll be fine until eventually we’re relegated. Which will happen under this regime eventually. Then shit really will hit the fan.

Hojbjerg puts Denmark 1-0 up.

There’s been plenty to bash the England fans about and Winter is usually fair, but it was a ridiculous tweet.

South Today when they interview ‘locals’ about whatever news they’re talking about. Without fail, 100% moron.