Lets look at Austin. Bricklayer, Sunday league player originally who got his big chance, made a fortune, spends more time worrying about horses, allegedly sniffs his namesake at every available opportunity, wonders around the pitch like a great big lump. Gives it the biggun, seen as a "character" and gives some top quality "bantz"- exactly the sort of bellend you'd put on his arse if you had to work with him. I mean imagine working with a bloke like Charlie Austin.
He has neither ability or attitude, and the same could be said for a few.