LGTL

Prepare to be severely disappointed.

He was lying.

Yeah, I didn’t believe him either.

Confirmed guaranteed £35m. Honestly this club 😂

What’s he got left on his contract, 4 years? So his value will easily survive another year. Seems a good professional, ok he might want to leave but we aren’t talking Real Madrid here. This is the one situation where we could have actually held firm, and we have caved for £40m. What other possible explanation is there exactly?

£40m. Includes add ons. We are pathetic.

I remembered it, we were lucky to avoid them all last season at this stage. Still don't understand why they can't all just be away though, seeing as they basically get the added advantage of being seeded in the first place.

Third year in a row we're playing those cunts in this competition isn't it? Fuck sake.

Happened last year too. It's to do with the dates or European fixtures clashing or some shit. Basically a simple way for the big clubs to avoid each other.

Fernandes will go

Much better. We should be aiming to sign the best players in this league and he’d be up there.

Sky reporting

Bit more like it

As it stands right now, 1/10. And that’s only because we’ve so far kept Fernandes. Lose him and it’ll currently be a 0.

Yep, that’ll be it. We’ll be scrambling around for 6th place.

FFS, totally underwhelming. What the fuck are paying Spors for, exactly?

Agree. The way to definitely win the league is by having an awful goalkeeper.

Just seen their coaches are leaving Fratton at 8.30am, with an aim to arrive at St Mary’s by 9.30am! Honestly, talk about ruining these two games 😂

Fraser!

Positives - Roerslev, Archer, Stewart, Fraser Negatives - everyone else

Good finish Archer 0-1

New RB looks alright to be fair.

Had high hopes for Still but this level of woefulness can’t be ignored too much longer.

Flynn Downes reminds me of those Basketball players who lost all their talent in Space Jam.

These 3 centre half’s are absolutely fucking pathetic, my god.