LGTL

We’ve more chance of winning the league then avoiding relegation. In other words, there’s zero chance. And that is down to absolutely nobody other than Russell Martin.

The more I read, the more I quite like. Although I’m not sure if that’s because of the last 3 disasters we’ve had to put up with.

There is absolutely no way he can be worse than Russell Martin. The absolute worst case scenario is that he’s just as awful. In that sense, this is a 100% risk free appointment.

Reserving judgement as I couldn’t tell you a thing about him.

Forster having a nightmare

Southern Water - fucking useless. No water for the second time this year, along with half of Southampton.

Very very easy from Clapham Junction.

1997. Drew the first game 2-2 away, and fucking lost the replay at home in true Saints fashion. As a 9 year old it took me months to get over that game and I’ve hated Alun Armstrong and Brett Angel ever since.

…and we all fucking, hate Pompeyyyy 👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

I’d bet good money that he’ll never manage a PL game again. The chances of a Brighton going after him are less than 0%.

I’m hoping for Rohl but can’t see SR going down that road unfortunately.

Ultimately, we are nothing but a complete nuisance to them and they’d happily play every game with nobody there if they could get away with it.

He might be there and back in a day to be fair, as there’s a flight back this evening. Hopefully he doesn’t miss it like he has missed most things this season.

Adam Armstrong was on a flight up to Newcastle this morning so they’re certainly not at Staplewood. A well earnt day off.

There was no need to add the ‘on the radio’ part of your sentence.

Relegation is a certainty so I’ll be judging on the following; Firstly - beat Derby’s record low points total. That has to be a priority because we’d never live that down. No stupid philosophies. Having a preferred method of playing is fine but they’ve got to be able to mix it up for the players we have. Make us hard to beat. Or at least harder to beat. At the moment teams are playing their youth players against us and still sticking 5 past us FFS. Stop trying to be too clever and stop thinking we invented football. And, you know, maybe win a couple of games?

Please, not a philosophy manager. I am sick to the back teeth of that shit. The only philosophy I’m interested in is one that might win us a game or two.

Thank god for that. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out you arrogant twat.

A quick check of his posting history suggests he knows Martin’s foster brother? Please god I hope he’s right.

Oh god I completely forgot about the Liverpool cup game. We need that like a hole in the head. Just forfeit it.

We’re almost there lads. That last surviving personality trait, the fucking huge unwarranted ego, is almost shot. I’m confident he will be gone by Fulham.

Didn’t mad Nate try this tactic too. It’s nailed on for Russ to use.

0-9 looks safe at least. What an embarrassment of a football club we really are. Our only hopes for the season is to beat the Derby record and no more record defeats. I don’t trust us to do either.

Ramsdale trying not to laugh 😂 can’t blame the bloke, bet he can’t believe he’s come here.

Anyone who has been defending the absolute cunt over the last few months should be absolutely fucking ashamed of themselves.