Judge_B

2-1 Basingstoke, header from a corner after Tafazoli was taken off. Not a coincidence

Tafazoli stretchered off. Looked innocuous, hope it's not bad. Harlee Dean is 10. Keep up, people

Don't think so. 14 looks like the offspring of Jason Dodd and Paul Dickov, but a bit shorter. He's 12 if he's anyone. Has Pulis got short dark hair?

Great equaliser. Reeves down the left, lofts in for 14 to head over their keeper

Do you know what? I don't know if he's on the pitch or not. He might be our number 12. I wouldn't know him if he asked me out for dinner

It's people like that that ruin football for me. Le Tissier is on for Channon

Don't let the fact that even I've realised that put you off your copy and paste, eh? xx

Don't want to ask right now, he looks a bit busy...

They keep calling the keeper Jack. Everything is pointing to the fact it's not Forecast...

1-0 Basingstoke. Reeves mistake on the right, striker couldn't miss the cutback. Dovey-Forecast had no chance

Ok. Is Forecast a skinhead?

Nope, Isgrove is still out there

Second half. Forecast on for Bart, 12 and 14 on too. Possibly for Isgrove and 9. Don't mention it

Ok. That makes Harlee Dean about 46

HT. Basingstoke just misses the beat chance of the game. We're getting some joy down the left but no-one can get on the end of anything. Someone tell me Tafazoli is 28, he's enormous...

If he runs down the wing again, I'll ask

Not yet. Saints with all the possession, Basingstoke with the only shot on goal. Isgrove, Dean and Reeves stand out for me so far

Is Harlee Dean our number 10? The bloke from Dagenham? He's everywhere. Make a good midfield general, just don't know at what level

Thank you for not letting the club I love go to the wall, and for setting us off in a new direction. Markus Liebherr, thank you very much

Ooh look, there's a signing! Panic over, for those that were panicking at all?

Then don't get one. If my morals had been stung in the same way that yours seem to have been, I wouldn't even entertain it. Which is strange, because I think it's a positive thing, and something I'm looking forward to signing up to. I realise that supporting the club in what they are doing right now is akin to to expressing your support for the BNP but I'll take a flaming for it...

Don't let not knowing how much they cost, what they entitle you to or even when they come about stop you from complaining about them, will you?

If it's a ploy to rip mug punters like me off that I can only imagine you won't be taking part in, why do you care when they are available?

Is there any way of exporting the fixtures to iPhone, does anyone know?

The alternative for the club is to have people moaning that we paid over the odds for someone, that we were held to ransom. Not that I'm suggesting some people would moan whatever decision the club made, that's a preposterous idea. I would have thought that identifying the players needed would be the relatively easy part of the operation, actually signing them when you might be dealing with a club that doesn't want to sell or a player that isn't sure about possibly dropping down a division must make it all the trickier