BadgerBadger

Cats are great but I prefer dogs

Don't invite Chris Packham round for lunch he hates cats - alot: "sly, greedy, insidious murderers" which make him want to "reach for my shotgun" http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1320961/Murderous-cats-need-curfew-at-night-or-else.html

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lorry

kebab

buggy

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dennis

Bushmills

All things considered we did well to get 3 points against a team battling for survival while not firing on all cylinders - shows how far we've come

Bobby George

This is all too cryptic for me doughnut punchers

I was on about Carol

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Kerry Katona

I've thought about putting 1 in her front bottom quite alot

Guilty - although I didn't go to uni but did in a hotel that only had a sink in the room. Also guilty of p1ssing on my misses Yucca plant in the middle of the night when p1ssed up (don't remember a thing myself) Mate p1ssed in a mates larder, all over the cornflakes, he was right mashed at the time:smt119

As long as you shot straight for the plug hole while rinsing your shampoo out

hive

Carol Vorderman and Rik Mayall http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.interestment.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/tres-mullets.jpeg&imgrefurl=http://www.interestment.co.uk/2009/05/19/the-curious-case-of-carol-vorderman-part-one/&usg=__HhZverUFLlklJw_4BlWpHNn_rik=&h=500&w=370&sz=47&hl=en&start=52&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=3---AWD-dLp0qM:&tbnh=130&tbnw=96&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcarol%2Bvorderman%26start%3D42%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26ndsp%3D21%26tbs%3Disch:1

C-3PO

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fawcet

I think AP likes a cup run and savours the the different approach required. I reckon any win at Wembley will banish a few demons for him

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