BadgerBadger

this whole narrow boat malarkey sounds like fun Hamster - lots of drinking, nice pubs, nice surroundings, lay ins, breakfast in bed - do you take lodgers?

lingerie

Davies

Dollywood

when you want to come

thirsty

Blimey - Jacksons Farm?

eighty

rubber band

Well done Sargeant

barleymow

flipmo

WTF??

anneka rice

so does this all mean we'll make the playoffs?

average age

fart knocker

eh?

I fitted mine and my oven plus some sockets, light fittings. How will anyone know, the internet is there so we don't have to pay for sparkies BTW I once cut a cable powering my shower thinking it wasn't live, shocking

Stop eating them HTH

Normal, immature and extremely funny IMO Nothing like a sphincter splitting guff

Apparently cranberry juice is good for stopping them forming

Any off licences and park benches nearby

sun shades

gatorade