BadgerBadger

mother

greyhound

norvun monkey (delete as neccessary)

airbag

Meeeeeow

guano

mince pies

calshot

hamburger hill

dimmock

you're a bunch of idiots the lot of ya coming on here spending your boring pathetic lives squablling over complete nonsense, go do some volunteer/charity work and get a life

under

dolly parton

fido

If you cause/join in/antagonise violence/scuffles at football matches then expect to be nicked and made an example of. It is very simple - no sympathy, tow the line or go elsewhere, no place for it.

suitcase

holiday

nelson mandela

crushed garlic

wonder how the newly laid pitch will stand up to rain and men running around kicking a ball

hemorrhoids

Chris Packham is a good cat repellent, he sells used undercrackers that can be hung around the garden

Zoids

Branstons Beetroot pickle

I will be wearing one red and one white sock