saint_stevo

Sam Sodje as part of the Surman deal. Alledgedly

Didn't think that was for certain? Plus i suppose Lancashire sucks- "Get off and milk it son"

Cork Perry Lancashire can all play CB

Lyndsey Lohan

she aint a lesbo is she? Cybll Shepherd

Jeans are odd, some sizes fit anin another shop same size doesnt..... Not with a chernobyl knee

Real funneh

i have got them for xmas steadily for the last 10yrs!

My innernet trying on ability is

Lies

Why is the mens always upstairs? Lazy women f*ckers, maybe if women were on the first floor, they wouldn't need to go to bloody weight watchers. I'm trying to grab a bargain, and everytime i go anywhere i have to go up flights of stairs, normally not a problem, but i have a gammy knee after Steve Grant stitched me up and it p*ssed me off. Mens on the first floor, why is this the case? c*nts

Best Sweets ever?

Better the devil you know

im gonna rub some Nivea clear pore treatment into my ass at midnight

Duncan Ferguson

You will lead us onto better things, stay here, keep your head up and keep up the hard work. Justification will be the ability to say "I told you so" at the pre match conference of our first premier league game. Cheers s_s

No-where near mobile enough, decent finisher, turning circle of a arctic lorry

i saw a posh car in town today, number plate 4LL3N

Gives teh good head

changing his bloody songs on his iPod? Idiot

Tuesday- Physio in teh A.M for my Beadle Knee and Calf muscles Wednesday- Find something to do for the P.M Thursday- Sleep n stuff. Nurse my knee, bloody Steve Grant. Friday- Work Saturday- Watch my team in last 16 of Hampshire Cup, cant play due to knee, Steve Grants fault again. Sunday- Watch Saints, Sleep.

Anyway back on track, a white plastic clock from Tesco Direct for 43p anyone? http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/306420/basic-white-plastic-clock-43p-in-te/

BT?15 yrs ago?

u missunderstand, tis not my hand that resides in a bent position

i aim to w@nk more with my left hand, so it is less bent n stuff