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Agreed. Also there is a far less expensive and simpler way of bringing your avatar up to date than relying on us to resign Danny Ings. Get your fiver out pal. 😃

Flies

Because they get fed up with the player in question being 'eyed' by the potential buying club.

Believe me Fry I’m suggesting nothing of the sort. I thought you ‘got’ irony obvs not nightynight 😀

Good stats and, intriguingly, 9.5 games x 4 = 38 games ie an entire Premier League season. He scored 4 goals in 9.5 games for us so on that basis he scores 16 goals in a full 38 game Premier League season if allowed to play all 90 minutes of every game. 16 goals this season would put him level with Sadio Mane as joint 5th top goalscorer in this years Prem just the one goal behind Harry Kane in 4th. And we sold him to Swansea for a cupla mil........

Well now, let's see based on the available evidence............... He played 32 games for us in total in the Premier League. He scored 4 goals in those games. Based on that I reckon he'd score about 4 goals a season if he played 30/35 games a season.

MLG you are playing a rare blinder tonight.

Why the hell does who we sell him to have any reflection whatsoever on our ambitions as a club?

Totally. Nice guy and all that but ffs ENOUGH.

It's so boring I've turned over to Springwatch.

He did go to Spurs and I'm prepared to bet a lot of money he scored against us for them in a game that ended 3-2 probably the following season. Memory fails me if we beat them or they beat us, probably the latter, we were at home (I think).

Still waiting for Russ Watkinson to fulfill his potential personally.

I'm getting Andy Williams being key to our attacking strategy that day. Possibly Stig Johanson involved off the bench?

I would have to find room for Neil McCann and Zoltan Liptak. We've had so many shit players down the years it's perfectly feasible to come up with a full squad of fully deserving inclusions, probably a B team as well.

Michael Owen has the capacity to make a gangbang featuring the reader of this post and the world's top ten (female) porn stars sound unappealing.

Oh, and “Wet Spam” lol.

And there was I feeling quite depressed re our prospects for next season……

He fucking is useless.

Cool, all nitpicking aside 100% agree with your post.

Agree with all that. (except use of word 'by' in final sentence).

My good fucking god I cannot believe how shit we've been since the Villa 0-4. Bouncing along quite nicely, remember shrugging that one off as a bad day at the office. Even just a couple more wins in the ensuing 12 or so games and it would have been ok. But no, just that streaky as fuck win against Arsenal and a couple of ropey draws. Totally unacceptable.

We are utter utter wank. A total fucking embarrassment ever since the Villa game.

Oh ok. Well played the reds, jolly good show hope they do it next season as well.

Did well there though!

2 Lyanco mistakes. He’s been looking fairly decent recently as well. OWWRGAF