Wade Garrett

More chance of me shagging Margot Robbie than Dele Alli signing for us.

Johnstone from WBA would be a great signing. I don’t play Football Manager so I know very little about any Carlos Catchaball’s on the Continent.

Surprised he had time to talk to you, what with managing Villa. Fair play to him though.

Who’s the VAR ref? Wanker whoever it is.

I would bring Armstrong S and KWP on and go 4-4-2. Take off Bednarek and Diallo. Mind you, I haven’t got a fucking clue.

Shite finish.

Not good enough for us.

Personally think Digne is overrated.

I would like to smash Liverpool at home.

Match winner for us today.

Ok, he doesn’t like paying tax. But on the plus side, he’s not a warlord. What’s not to like.

What group?

Billionaire Cable TV entrepreneur by the looks of it.

I don’t think I’ve ever wanted a team to get relegated as much as Newcastle this season.

I would love it, love it, if Newcastle went down.

Got no sympathy for Newcastle. Don’t see why they shouldn’t field a team of reserves if they have to. Or any other team for that matter.

Some think brown bull.

How wrong was I!

He’s lost the plot.

Buy him on similar terms to Livramento.

I don’t suppose Jim Ratcliffe was at the game? Or maybe some geezers from Red Bull? Knowing our luck, Rupert Lowe was there with Mike Ashley!

Haven’t seen any of the game. But that is a great result considering we weren’t quite at full-strength. How did Fraser do?

Perraud LB, with Livramento and KWP on the right. Adams/Armstrong up front with Broja.

Personally, wouldn’t have started Moi or Walcott.

Sorry to go off topic, but that was the best Superman film made. Its going to be Scudamore and Billy Beane I reckon.