Wade Garrett

The longer Wreck-It stays, the more likely we are to get relegated.

Fuck off Ralph, you are shite.

I’m hoping the useless fucker doesn’t make the weekend.

Alpine Cu**

And then he brings fucking Stephens on. 45 minutes in and I’m fucked off with Ralph already. I really want him to do well, but unfortunately he is fucking useless and should have been sacked at the end of last season.

Tell Wreck-It-Ralph that. How we can start with Valery and Bednarek in a back 3 is absolutely beyond me.

Good start by Ralph, the fucking onion.

I can’t see anything but a comfortable win for Spurs. Shame it’s not an U23’s game. 3-0

Good. We should be all over Coady.

On the eve of the season, we have bought in a lot of players but are still weak in CB and CF positions. Bednarek going will hopefully set off an experienced CB coming in. We already need 1 CF, so if Adams goes we should sign 2. Unfortunately, these deals are more likely to happen at the end of the window. I hope I’m wrong, but in the meantime I can see us being torn apart.

I should qualify by saying we should line up his replacement first. I don’t think he offers a great deal, and wouldn’t be much of a loss.

Ings was at his most prolific when supported by Long. I think Che is a very ordinary player and a poor finisher. I would take £20m and reinvest.

Don’t think Chelsea can force a player to go to a club they don’t want to join. Not saying he won’t want to go there though.

Experienced CB and a CF.

“If Che Adams is the answer, you’re asking the wrong question.” He is a shite finisher.

We need an experienced general at the back to guide Ketchup and Salisu. A Chis Nicholl type player. Neither Bednarek or Stephens fit that profile.

Sounds like we are still playing the slow RalphBall from last season.

Decent line-up. Hope the new players impress.

Can’t find the lineup anywhere. Saints website has the worst navigation ever.

Ralph is a football genius you muppets.

We haven’t signed anyone for days. Boring….

It is clear from last night that Ralph knows exactly what he’s doing. Have faith, we laughed when he suggested Oriol should play higher. It turns out he was right, looked like Glenn Hoddle last night. Ralph knows his onions. Come on you facking Saints.

Brilliant second half performance. Ralph is a football genius. Reckon we’re looking at top 4 this season.

Seems to have carried on where we left off last season. The laboured play is so boring to watch and so easy to play against.

McCarthy would struggle to get a game in the National League. Absolute dogshit.