Wade Garrett

For those that understand this sort of thing - does this window make us riper for a new buyer? Hoping it does.

Good luck to the guy. Hopefully it’s more of a Scienza signing and less of a Downs one.

My Canadian mate lives in Mallorca and is actually a season ticket holder at Feyernord. He reckons Larin is the greatest player he’s seen since Guido Carillo. He says don’t be fooled by the fact he couldn’t hit a cows arse with a banjo - his xG is off the scale.

Best time ever to be a Saints fan 😂.

Dragan being mugged off. What a prat.

I’ll put money that Ankersen’s brother’s Transfer Room is involved in this deal. Stinks.

I can only assume the data analysts compiling the stats are working with Commodore Vic 20s and dial-up modems.

He makes Downs look competent. I’m hoping this is a massive wind-up.

Any chance you could send that to dopey Dragan 😂.

Probably another data driven signing by the nerds in the broom cupboard. I wish Sports Republic would just fuck off.

He probably hasn’t been born yet.

Read something yesterday suggesting that Armstrong is one of the bad eggs in the changing room. I hope he goes and we replace him.

Lazy fucker, will not be missed.

Happy birthday Tonda. You can legally drink alcohol now.

It was more of a rhetorical question seeing as they were both at home today 😂.

Offer them £10m to take him off our hands.

So where are Armstrong and Archer going then?

Good performance today. All played well. Downes my MOM.

What a turnaround for Downes. Been superb and now scores while on his arse.

Played well. Scienza is well off it today. Downes good again though.

Brilliant goal. THB just added another £5m to his asking price.

There are probably a couple of strikers playing in Bundesliga 2 today who haven’t scored all season and are mysteriously being benched today. Apparently this will have a positive effect on their xG stats and the nerds in the broom cupboard are all over it.

Just makes the decision to bench Fellows last week even more baffling.

He’s been advised by them already and chooses to go with Wankersen’s bullshit approach. Dragan can fuck off as far as I’m concerned.

Would explain how brave he’s got recently with his criticisms of the club. He was a proper lickspittle previously.