Wade Garrett

Stay on the back foot inviting West Ham to bombard us. Fucking game will probably be over at half-time.

How the fuck are we going to win with 5 at the back. 4 if you discount Manning who defends like a cheap whore on Christmas Eve. Fucking hell, Rusk and Lallana have bollocks the size of garden fucking peas. Another 3-0 beckons.

I couldn’t give a toss about how a manager comes across in a press conference. Rusk has had media training. Big fucking deal. He still set us up wrong against Villa and brought Will fucking Smallbone on. Still, hopefully his post-match conference was good and made up for his dreadful tactics and substitutions in the actual game.

Probably a load of geeks that will go out on the pitch with their fucking PlayStations.

None of them worth anywhere near what we paid for them. I think Larios and Bazunu are garbage, Edozie is a wait and see, but I’m not hopeful. Flatters to deceive.

We were royally fucked over by Man City when we bought Edozie, Larios and Bazunu. Waste of money.

I think he’s George Weah’s second cousin.

Tall Paul is blowing out of his arse if he sprints 10 yards. He also has no ability and is weak as piss for a giant.

Please tell me you’re not Spors.

I don’t think fuck all about Brentford’s manager. Couldn’t give a shiny shit.

Only 4 months before we destroy everything in front of us, including those fucking inbred peasants down the road.

We thought Big Les was ok yesterday. Smallbone, Manning, Archer, Stewart and Dibling mind you….

Well said. His user name should be thrush.

He looks a bit podgy to me.

Bored again are you?

I think he’s had his day. Bench warmer at best for me.

We should hopefully beat our 10 point season next year in the Championship with that lineup.

Spot on. Smallbone is a master of jogging about and doing fuck all.

Thank you. I appreciate you taking the time to reply.

I would pay Baz off. If he’s lucky he’ll find a club in the Wessex League.

Lack of experience, not managed in this country and is one of those nerdy Championship Manager idiots.

The snake -oil salesman will find another sucker.

Please not Will Still. That would be another clever-bollocks appointment. Steve Cooper for me. Would be ok with Rohl.

Why the fuck did they bring Smallbone on? We looked fucking dogshit when he came on with Stewart. Fucking shite substitutions. Thought Stephens and Big Les did well.

Where’s the bloke love?