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Oi! Fuck off ! I am aware of the Ron Davies story. Davies being a Welsh Labour MP rather than our great CF. And just to add this has no bearing on my username

I don’t see the Wrexham argument as the incident occurred after the season and league positions were decided. I wouldn’t be so confident that expelling us from playoffs won’t happen due to difficulties arising. Don’t forget Swindon’s demotion after winning the playoffs some years ago.

Like Carragher shouldn’t be allowed on a public platform. It does seem Deeney’s involvement is largely born out of tokenism, but surely there are less offensive individuals to meet the criteria without his record.

And this one will probably still be being talked about in 60 years as well. Hopefully only on Teesside

Hope you’re right, but I think you may be underestimating them, and their away form. See the post from the Ipswich fan on here, that seems to be exactly as they played at Portman Road.

The thing that came to mind was Swindon I’m the early 90’s who won the play off final but were then replaced in the Premiership the following season by Sunderland. Can’t fully remember why, think it was due to financial irregularities. EFL will want to be seen to take a grand position on it if opportunity arises I expect. Ridiculous and unnecessary distraction and position to put ourselves in. If we did.

Christ it gets even more suspicious. He was found in the bushes with a chainsaw ?

Wonder who’s got the best lawyers on speed dial, local big wig on Teeside, Gibson, or the likes of Dragan, Kat Liebherr ? Seem to recall the name of a Magic Circle firm being mentioned re KL at one point, fancy your chances ??

Or in confinement at orders of the Saints Stasi to keep them quiet. Perhaps interviews with Tonda and players will now have to be voiced by actors so as not to infringe club policy in this new Cold War with Middlesbrough era

Credit where it’s due. Good work !!

The search before the game won’t be for bottles of booze, or offensive weapons but to see if anyone is ‘wired up’ with transmitters etc

Yeh, that’s nothing. MI5 and MI6 will be all over this. Heard on the grapevine from a bloke - after a few pints - who works at GCHQ Cheltenham that they’ve immediately suspended vetting anything to do with the Middle East conflict or the Kremlin spreading its influence. Appears main focus is on ‘Operation Smoggiegate’ and how Boro’s defence system has been compromised.

Next twist in story is that someone has phoned our hotel and cancelled the booking. Caller claiming to be from Saints did have a thick Teeside accent, but Sharon on reception thought it purely coincidence

Why? Boro will lap it up, and the Daily Mail want something to fill their pages before going full on about Keir and Zac tomorrow

Not sure how Middlesbrough staff dress. Anyone got a spare transporter bridge to bring down ? I know there’s one in Newport but doubt I’ll be able to tow it down the M4 and A34 at short notice without attracting attention