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I saw the goal for which he was clearly at fault. Imagine if that had been KD. People have blamed him for a ball bouncing down and over his head and for Svennson failing to mark properly so far this season so imagine if he actually made a mistake!!

If KD has played like BB did in that game he would have got a frightful slagging on here (and I saw it). KD has been many times better in both league games and has still got slagged off. Every time BB tries to catch something he seems to drop it and his positioning is gash. IMO.

The full import of David Beckham apparently being in the first XI has just struck me. It beggars belief.

That's mental!!

Obviously mine's bigger than that.

Probably true. Or maybe the phone on a Sat Nav will be as good as a mobile?

Looks like a willy. Hehe.

Exactly. Think how many millions, literally, of lift trips there are every day. I was just a bit surprised by how fast it seemed to be going I guess.

I got the lift up this fella and it didn't take long at all. You could really feel how fast it was going. Odd feeling!

It's lifts that worry me, rather than the buildings themselves. Although evidently lifts are extremely safe.

See above. (IMO, of course) As long as we are moving in the right direction it's not in their interest. If we needed to increase the overdraft further then they might decide they never have any chance of getting their money back and decide to cut their losses. Can't see that happening with the current thrifty-drive though. An extra 5,000 fans at each home game would certainly help too!

But is it an alien kite?

Then he should stop claiming to be 8ft 5" when he's about 7ft 2"!

Thanks - couldn't be arsed to look it up and I have to admit I haven't got a clue about the England U19s.

Couldn't believe Cole was on the bench. He's been our best player at international level for the last few years.

Apprently on that green one there's an attachment that pops up and squeezes your balls too.

He palmed it sideways though, not back into the danger area. He is our best keeper (unless Forecast is good) by a long shot. BB is simply not good enough IMO and I dispute the claim that he outperforms Davis.

I think we practice the relay properly as a discipline in itself now though. Famous last words.....!

I like the look of that team actually.

N95 is a great phone. The only downside is the Sat Nav which is utter gash, but who gets a phone for the Sat Nav anyway?

Always funny watching the yanks **** that one up. Too thick to carry a little stick round the track. lol, lol, lol.

That raises more than attendance.

Methinks the reason why Leonid doesn't want Guiness to measure him is nothing to do with shunning the limelight!

Illustration: Leonid's old dear is clearly about 5ft nothing (probably less - look at her and the fence; is that fence nearly 5ft tall? doesn't look it) and is schlong height on little Len. Bao's missus is 5ft 6" and is just above schlong (about 5 or 6 inches actually). Now, unless old ma Stadnyk is actually about 5ft 8" tall, there is no way that Leonid is 8 inches taller than Bao. Also, here's Leo meeting the president... .... who stands a few inches below his shoulder. Whereas Big Bao in a crowd.... .... has no one anywhere near his shoulder.

There is a theory that Leonid is nothing like 8ft 5 or whatever and is actually about 7ft tall.