saintbletch

As he's a journalist, I was drawn to the Bearesque accusatory... Is lies, c*nt! And before I die, I'd really like to go to a Japanese supermarket and buy a couple of... Eel's c*nt sushi tins Mmm. Tasty.

Anagrams for Neil Custis Or The Sun's Neil Custis ?

Beginners error Bear. You start it, you got to finish it. But I'll humour you. Who set out to climb Mount Blorenge.

"She stinks like a facking skunk"

After 3 pints I'd still lick her stamp.

And as for the smell.

There was a young lady who'd grunt.

Originally Posted by saintbletch There was a young man from Caerphilly. Originally Posted by Fowllyd Who idolised Milli Vanilli Originally Posted by saintbletch He once mimed to a song. Originally Posted by Fowllyd Which awakened his schlong And then he was sick from his willy.

He once mimed to a song.

OK Muppets, as a Friday afternoon treat... it's... the... Limerick by Committee game! I'd try to set some rules, but I'll either be confronted by silence or, well, muppets I suppose, so I won't bother. I'm sure it'll work out OK. And as an incentive if this works, we'll move on to Haiku. There was a young man from Caerphilly.

Like! Halo's literally on fire.

Oy vey. Come in, come in. You'll have some chicken soup with me. Yes? My mate Halo (not my forum mate Halo) is Jewish, well he thinks he is...long story, and he's never made that connection before. I don't believe that Bear. I don't like what you're incinerating there to-wanc-onto.

I'm with Wayne Bryson and glad that common sense has prevailed and he avoided prison. Dirty b!tch, she was asking for it. With her teats out and wearing no underwear, who here could have resisted her?

That was excellent Glam.., Lianhag.., larryhananm..., mate. I really enjoyed that. Very professionally put together and good fun. A little bit repetitive, but nothing that fast forward couldn't fix. Franny didn't come across too well though; stupid Kant. But tell me, if you're the manager of a football team that has Roman Abramovich as Chairman, and you are about to pick the starting 11, is there really such a thing as free will?

Salty. And the miso soup was cloudier than I remembered; more like a tadpole chowder if I'm honest. *The food was great Toke, good recommendation.

For the record, as the OP in this thread will attest, I started this hilarious fun with words thread so that The Man didn't do a BBC3 to The Muppet Show. The writing was on the wall. Bear had gone off with his posh mates in the lounge, you'd followed him like the sycophantic, Bear-wannabe you are, and that left me on my own playing with my peter. Nature and Bletch abhor vacuums, so this thread was the answer. Ella Fitzgerald. Does she?

A scapegoat. Well catch it then.

Custody. Is it?

Oh, OK and the real one is here...

OK Halo, here you go:

Correct! P.S. You even mentioned where you live in this post. I don't think you even know you're doing it; you just can't help yourself.

Zoom in on the restaurant name and the street name. Good recommendation and everything that I swallowed I enjoyed Toke, but everywhere I looked I saw a subliminal invitation to felate. Eat Tokyo. Eat Tokyo. Eat Tokyo (with cum) Street. I'm fuller than Marc Almond now.

Footnote : Eat Tokyo is in With Cum Street (I may have got the spelling wrong). You couldn't make it up. Good food though.

Talk about Freudian... I'm in London at the moment so I PM'd Toke to ask for a recommendation on a Japanese restaurant. His recommendation? Eat Tokyo. True story. What do the psychologists on here make of that?

Will do Halo, I'm out and about at the moment, but when I get back to my desk I'll post something. And yes there is still a word cloud left un-guessed. Well papster PM'd me the right answer, but nobody without pap's superhuman powers has guessed it. Re addressing people by name, my word cloud looks like a veritable roll call of posters I talk about or converse with. So you'll be in good company. I'll ensure Mrs is not filtered out so you don't look so self-obsessed. Well, no more self-obsessed than someone who just asked to see their own word cloud!