saintbletch

Yes, it's a frequency distribution that shows the frequency (popularity) of each of the terms. That is about as extreme a swing as I've seen it produce. Big news I guess. Basically nothing else is being discussed on the #saintsfc channel of Twitter. And as you can see completes and move are in orange, which means that those terms are trending compared to rest of the text. It's only bloody working!

Good to hear. I was restarting processes on the server so it might have been that. Re the single theme, yes you're right. What I've found useful is looking for the unusual words - usually foreign, that turn out to be someone speculating about a specific player - dušan at the moment for example.

That is an excellent idea, Bear. But during the development and testing I've seen those words feature prominently probably a thousand times - and most of those Tweets originated from Japan. Occasionally the terms dogsexer, labrawhore and dicplug are also seen with the ones you mention above.

Well, you were warned. Do you see that every time you try to load the page? Did it ever work? What happened if you re-loaded? Thanks for your help.

...and you'd better make them extra large... OK Muppets, literally months of my spare time has been shovelled into creating a Saints' online resource for all you funsters that are too lazy to spend all day trousering* Twitter. Drum roll... I give you ZeitgeiStMarys - capturing the spirit of the minute for #saintsfc** It basically swallows all the tweets that mention #saintsfc, and every 60 seconds it produces an animated word cloud that shows the most popular discussion subjects during that last minute***. Like this: The bigger the text, the more popular that topic is. If something is shown in orange, it is trending in popularity over the last 15 minutes, if it is shown in blue then it is trending down, and if it is shown in grey it is neither trending up nor down. Shades in between orange-grey-blue reflect the gradient of the change. If you click on word a Twitter search page will be opened containing references to that word**** THIS REALLY IS NOT READY TO BE RELEASED TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC. So I thought I'd get a few Muppets to take a look first. And now the specific warnings... 1) At the moment this isn't designed for mobile access. It will have unpredictable behaviour on phones and tablets. Desktop only at the moment. 2) It has been designed to work on modern browsers, so if you're not using a modern browser you will run into trouble. I've largely tested it on Chrome v35, but have also done some testing on Firefox v30 and Opera v22. Internet Explorer is a law unto itself, so whilst v11 sort-of works I would expect more problems on that platform at the moment. 3) I'm not a proper programmer any more, so it will likely break, or be slow, or go offline for lengthy periods during its development. 4) I have no idea how it will perform if it becomes popular, so again, expect delays. 5) It does not have a ****ing swear filter at the moment, so you shrinking violets from The Lounge have been warned. * Spending all day searching for the latest Saints-related information is colloquially known as trousering Twitter. ** Pretentious, eh? *** It actually looks at the last 1000 tweets to determine the Twitter zeitgeist for that minute. **** My anal side forces me to point out that they are not actually words, but tokens. I'd appreciate some feedback. http://zeitgeistmarys.herokuapp.com/desktop-only/270614/1 Bletch. Toke's a ****.

aces! :thumbup:

Let's just say that I don't get too many complaints, Toke. P.S. Yes, it's absolutely enormous. It's a "Broil King"* *Not a euphemism

Damn! I was going to take them off your hands, Toke, but I've just realised that they are 'inverted'. Got any 'normal' boneless, pork rectums?

Is the term "asian chap" a euphemism, Bear?

No human has ever been stuck in me Toke, but let's just say that I'm no stranger to the lower-bowel x-ray machine at Winchester A+E. Do you suppose that 'plugdic' quirk of nature causes an embarrassing post-coital situation in the canine world? You know, does the female dog (she's usually the one at the front of the eight-legged dance) think to herself... "Oh, I knew it. I knew it! it's love! He's staying around. Sharon said it would never happen because of my mange, but here I am with Tyson and although he delivered the puppy putty 10 minutes ago, he's hanging around just to spend time with me! it's love, love, LOVE! I knew he wasn't the "hitch, twitch thank you b!tch" type. Meanwhile Tyson is wondering to himself if dog-chemists have invented the opposite of viagra, as he awkwardly waits for his blood-plug to go down so he **** right off and find another arse to sniff. Personally, I think the human coupling mechanism seems perfectly designed to dock, and un-dock without the need for small talk.

Man gets stuck in vagina. Silly fool, and I bet he didn't even pay to enter it - tight tw&t. http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/27971248

You're being exploited Polaroid Saint. If I can push your engorged penis to one side for the moment, the reason they are bored is that they are advertising-plants*. When I look at them, all I see (and feel) is anger at the shallow attempt by a beer company (Ožujsko) to squeeze more cash out of our once-principled game. Far left or middle for me. This is more like it... *Note, they are advertising-plants, they are not advertising plants.

In all my days of TSW, I have never seen a more childish, sexist and misogynistic (not to mention borderline paedophilic) thread. Thank you. (Not for the borderline paedophilic elements - I'm only 14/23rds supportive of those)

Farce Bandit.

OK BTT, will do. Thanks for the advice.

I think your dog should have one of those pedigree names, something like... Wide own chew far-cough Lallana. As a footnote, my mate wanted to change his name to [First name] Merrimac Crystal Tutu [Last Name] - after he heard of a dog called something similar on a Pedigree Chum advert. THC was involved.

I don't agree with that Hamilton Saint. I'm sure I've seen clubs comment that they have reluctantly given permission for xyz club to talk to their manager. I understand the point you're making which is that we have no definitive news, but IF MP is talking to Tottenham, then we surely must have given permission / negotiated compensation, and if that is the case then that surely is news. The club is choosing not to comment and I can understand that, but it does fly in the face of the post-Cortese glasnost we were promised by Mr Krueger.

Are you sure?

Yeah, I follow the logic of giving him access to Toke's account - not only will nobody notice, but nobody reads his posts anyway. What did Brash 'en Crazy do to get a ban? (I mean, if he survived as long as he did, he must have eaten metaphorical babies and takens shits in the mouths of angels to get the mods to act.)

Bear, there's nothing quiet about the act.

Ask your Mum Toke - just to be sure. So what's been happening Toke? And what happened to Barry Sanchez? Is he perma-gone?

Nope, this is how she turned out papster. Just between you and me, I think Toke has an oedipal thing going on there...

No, let's not throw the cow pie around.

The reports of my death have been somewhat over-egged, I've just been a busy lamb; talking to Texans, parlaying with Portugeezeers and channeling the St. Mary's zeitgeist all the way from twitter to a rectangle about 1170 x 900 pixels. Anyway, sorry about all those PM requests for pics of teenage girls from the 90's. Had I known your taste was so dreadful, I wouldn't have bothered. I will acknowledge that Rachel...whatever-her-name-is is the best looking 'burd' from S Club 7, but as for your assertion that the one with the chin like Desperate Dan from The Beano* is the 2nd best looking 'burd' from S Club 7, well I'd have to disagree. In fact, some of the blokes are better looking than her. *Might be The Dandy. Sorry Bear.

LOL (I think that's the term). Norway owning Toke is always worth a giggle. He's got you like a puppet on a string Toke. He yanks your cord and you come, running. (Note the comma please Toke. I put a lot of time into that for you). Nice one Norway! Keep it up. Re S Club 7, I have seen the pop-porn in question, and I can confirm that Toke has little or no appreciation for the female form. He is sending round a couple of soft-porn pictures of the one who has a chin like Desperate Dan from The Beano. Well, I can only assume that it is the one with the chin like Desperate Dan from The Beano, because the camera doesn't dwell on her face. As for forum beefs, I once got into a tepid dispute on here with Mardinsho (I think! Apologies if I got that wrong). It related to humour and taste, and for a couple of days we struggled to find an understanding for each other's view. It didn't quite come to blows, mind. But back to pap's OP. If I was to track beefs, it would be Sky TV's F1-covering Natalie Pinkham's Toke's a ****.