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Does this put Cork's contract discussions in a different light, I wonder?

Define many. Define one community.

On behalf of the forum I accept your climbdown. Thank you.

Define many. Define one community.

He did indeed papster. If I'm honest I found myself slightly envious that in Scotland it's not considered off limits to put forward left-of-centre policies. Unaffordable pie in the sky they may be, but at least the political climate allows those things to be discussed. I found it refreshing, and I imagine the SNP's growth in support has been as a place for disgruntled voters to run to from the yellowy-purple amalgam of the centre-ground-grabbing 'traditional' parties. Much like UKIP in The South. Re the 'debate', I was actually left thinking that it was an odd decision to put an anxious and overly beige 'droid like Darling up against a 'slick' politician like Salmond. I don't understand the process that selected Darling as the No representative, but if I were as given to seeing conspiracy and not cockup as you, I might think that the great puppet master actually wants an independent Scotland. I mean, if I had been managing Salmond's campaign I'd have been rubbing my hands - it was like shooting fish in a barrel. Take your pick. Put Darling in a position where he is forced to defend the current policies of the coalition. At this point Darling is damned if he does and damned if he doesn't. Political DNA means that he can't make excuses for the current Westminster power brokers, yet if he reverts to type and claims that it will be better under the next labour government, then Salmond simply attacks on the line that he can't guarantee a Labour government. Put Darling in a position where he describes the current hardship as a transient problem caused by economic downturn. At this point Salmond simply points out that it was the Labour party that governed the country during that period, and in fact Darling's hands, as chancellor, were on the recessionary rudder during that time. Put Darling in a position where he is forced to dream up policies that specifically help Scotland, and he's stymied instantly. Because a) he doesn't talk for the coalition, and b) any post-election Labour policies he might mention are reliant on the Scottish people taking a leap of faith to believe that their combined Xen can suddenly turn the home counties into a vision of post-Tsarist Russia. Throw in a bit of 'my oil expert is better than your oil expert', add a bit of jingoistic nationalism, pluck the 'Westminster doesn't care about us' heartstrings, add in the lament that the devolved Scottish parliament doesn't have enough power, set the whole shebang against a backdrop of The Edinburgh Festival and the successful Commonwealth Games and you're there. Darling was forced to either paint a picture of the current Better-Together world in which he politically doesn't believe in, or paint a vision of a future Better-Together world that he can't guarantee he can deliver. Darling's only weapon was 'fear'. He had to resort to spreading doubt, and in a debate setting like that passion trumps doubt every time. It was a no-win situation. He was cannon fodder. So papster who's the puppetmaster?

You still look a bit flat-chested in that picture Toke, but don't worry, once the estrogen properly kicks in you'll have boobs that Jo Brand would be proud of. Also, glad to see that the surgeon was able to use some of the left over 'flesh' to make your eyes look more 'native'. And as a trained lip-reader, I can tell the word you were about to say when the camera shutter clicked - as usual 'cock' is never too far from your lips. As my ex-boss once said about his own 14 year old daughter - you look well fckable now.

Well Saint in Paradise, I spoke to Toke last night and she told me that she is actually taking part in the t!tathon herself. You can donate here http://www.justgiving.com/tokeshadthechopandisnowpostop Apparently she was inspired by Kelly Maloney's 'outing' and decided herself that she is fed up living a lie and that she now wants to live a simple life as a woman and get rogered regularly by burly sailors. I'm sure we're all big enough on here to resist a cheap gag (reflex) and let her get on with her life (and the hoovering). Good luck Toke - hope the punters are 'delicate' and that they don't interfere 'downstairs' until you've had the scaffolding removed and the bean formed from the remnants of your penis has healed properly.

No Whitey, it's warm because it's still attached to, or at least only recently removed from, the donor.

Sexual congress with a still-warm liver whilst wearing mink gloves. Thanks for asking!

M11. What about her?

Thanks. I'm intrigued Burpy T...just what does a man have to type into Google to find videos like that?

Thanks. I'm intrigued Burpy T...just what does a man have to type into Google to find videos like that?

From Twitter. Hilarious....

From Twitter. Hilarious....

Johnnyboy*, as you know, I loved you like no other. You were my lover from another brother, but now you are dead to me. Can you conceive just how important it was for me to post two consecutive posts after my initial posts? So that the machinery of ZSM could edit their contents now and for every 10 seconds thereafter for eternity? And what, 1:58 seconds after I posted my initial introduction, you're in like Flynn to ruin my day. This means that your #firesale quote will forever be captured between my automated posts. I wonder just how stupid will you look in 3 years time when we're Champions' League winners and all the talk is of how we ripped the spine out of Liverpool's team in the last transfer window. People will look at this thread and think..."Who was that unbeliever Jonnyboy, I bet he's a ****** *** of a *". I send a plague of locusts in your general direction... *intentional aitch

Johnnyboy*, as you know, I loved you like no other. You were my lover from another brother, but now you are dead to me. Can you conceive just how important it was for me to post two consecutive posts after my initial posts? So that the machinery of ZSM could edit their contents now and for every 10 seconds thereafter for eternity? And what, 1:58 seconds after I posted my initial introduction, you're in like Flynn to ruin my day. This means that your #firesale quote will forever be captured between my automated posts. I wonder just how stupid will you look in 3 years time when we're Champions' League winners and all the talk is of how we ripped the spine out of Liverpool's team in the last transfer window. People will look at this thread and think..."Who was that unbeliever Jonnyboy, I bet he's a ****** *** of a *". I send a plague of locusts in your general direction... *intentional aitch

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Good day Muppet lads, laydeez, Star Trek fetishists, labrador fetishists, and The Bear.... The next several posts in this thread will be automatically updated by ZeitgeiStMarys - a software project that I've been working on. The posts will hopefully show the most popular terms being mentioned in discussions relating to Saints on Twitter and on The Saints Web. They will be updated regularly - currently every 10 minutes (although this frequency may increase if I find that the dilithium crystals can handle it). Usual disclaimers apply. (Alpha software, I'm not a proper developer, spare time only, it might break - especially on match days, it's all by the good grace of The Man, might be made up, etc.)

Halo, help me out here; is that lepreporn or labraporn? Either way it doesn't melt my butter, but whether you're lifting a tail, or looking for the end of the rainbow for your pleasure, I'll not judge you. Whatever wags your tail, I guess. You do realise that the image has probably caused Toke to start a trouser-fire through chopstick-friction. Hope he can summon sufficient fluid to quell the blaze. BTW, good call to not show her teats - this is TMS and not The Louche Lounge after all. You'd probably be arrested of something. Alternatively start a thread in the Louche Lounge called "70s and 80s Labraporn" and you'll be fine.

There's no way you had time enough to Google for that and post it. That came from your own personal stash.

Is MLG a teacher then, Toke? If I close my eyes, I picture him as being a teacher of Mathematics; making all of his pupils cry as they each fail to answer the question "What is Pi?" with enough precision.

Good story Halo. Do you think she cried because Roderick was breaking news to her? Perhaps it was a surprise? I think children in Germany are routinely told that they won the war. BTW are you sure that Roderick isn't an alter-ego of yours? It's just that the way you told the story reminds me of the way Toke talks....

Ah, another new poster. Spudders? Is that how you pronounce it? Welcome (back) our starch and carbohydrate-packed friend. Thanks for the tip regarding the Japan Trend Shop too. I've invested in a couple of those devices, although I was disappointed to see the disclaimer *Geisha not included on the bottom of the web page. I guess I'll have to find a couple of my own orifices to slim down. It actually reminds me of an anecdote from school, which may be apocryphal as I wasn't there at the time. A group of pupils were giggling at the back of a Religious Education class, and the teacher (Miss Lister IIRC) asked them what was so funny. They were reluctant, but she insisted in that way that overly earnest, confidant-wannabe teachers do, and eventually they told her that they were trying to do something that was supposed to be impossible. She asked them what was so difficult, and when they told her she said that it wasn't impossible and demonstrated it. She was stood in front of the whole class showing that it was indeed possible to open your mouth without showing your teeth. While she held the pose, she was corrected by one of the group who said "No Miss, we didn't say that was impossible to do it. We said it's impossible to do it without looking like you're giving a blow job". She actually had a breakdown and left the school - not specifically related to the gum-covering incident though. More likely to do with the low-esteem in which RE was held at my school. And before you ask Toke, yes it was Eton. And yes it was the class of 1895. Toke's a ****.