saintbletch

I can't be bought, Bear. I will pursue you to the ends of the earth until I prove that the poll was rigged. All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. You have made an enemy today, Bear, and you will live to regret it. Unless I somehow win the "Most Verbose Poster" award category, then we might turn a blind eye.

I've just been told via PM that although "it's been decided" that I won't win anything, I will receive a lifetime achievement award from "the committee". I feel like Peter O'Toole, only slightly less dead. The poll is fixed. Fancy letting Bear organise it and collate the results. It's like letting Sepp Blatter decide where the World Cup gets hosted!

The Saintsweb contributor that performed the most unnaturally cringeworthy, water-themed, oral sex act on an oriental, male in-law award (2013) Hiroshima_Saint Nagasaki_Niemi Honda_Hajto Sony_Stokes EmperorHirohitoSaint Yamaha_Yoshida_125LC Mitsubish-Monkou Yoko-Ono's-Goal-Line-Clearance Suzuki_Shilton BenalisBigBentoBox Geisha_Girl_Golac Tsunami_Tstokes Nippon Nicholl or Tokyo-saint

Coming right up... BTW, as we are the Saintsweb equivalent of the Eurovision bloc voting groups, you can rely on getting my "Lounge Poster of the Year" vote. I'm Ukraine to your mother-Russia. Stay real comrade!

The Saintsweb meme I most enjoy watching posters have a complete meltdown over award (2013). The use of the term "Daily Fail" or derivatives thereof The lament that the better posters no longer bother to contribute, coupled with an understanding of the reasons as to why this might be the case Mark Lawrenson's predictions The opposition and advocacy of plans to expand the capacity of St. Mary's stadium The defence and criticism of any journalist's criticism or defence of Southampton Football Club Others...

How's your head, bear? Hope you did it just the way he likes it. Slapper. And by the way, leave my Bosnian cousin bjetch out of it! He's my Herzegovinian by another mother.

dubai_philip, can you honestly tell the difference?

The He forgot his background and the people who made Him, and turned His back on His friends and now posts more in The Lounge and The Main Board than The Muppet Show award (2013). Bearsy

Moment of the year Turkish getting "rinsed" on the Pasty-Gate thread, he was "ironed out" by the self-confessed journeyman John Boy Saint, thus ending 13 years of undefeated mongism. Muppet of the year Ron Manager Lounge Poster of the Year Verbal Female Poster of the Year Tokyo-Saint Corrections, omissions and errata Point of order #1 - Re Toke's moment of the year, I didn't call myself a tit, I called myself a twat. Point of order #2 - Re Turkish's most self-important poster of the year award, no annual list of self-important posters is complete without me. Please try to get it right next time, Turkish.

Toke, you snivelling, weaselling, mod-quisling snitch. I didn't call myself a tit. I called myself a twat. Tee, asterisk, asterisk, tee. Twat. Twat.

None taken Toke. You complete ****.

Up your piles... Up your piles, Toke.

Remember when he sent that PM round trying to get us all to coordinate complaints against Deppo? The guy is an arsehole. Save Unbelievable Jeff from small-minded forum thought-police like Toke. Unbelievable Jeff is the TMS Nelson Mandela.

Too much information Sarb.

That's right Glasgow_Saint, that's exactly what we need - a TMS lynch mob! Alternatively, chuck him in the St Chalet pond. If he floats he's a returning banned poster and should be banned again, if he sinks then he's someone called Sarb that now swims with the skates. But I vote none of the above. I vote that he stays, but has to make an excruciatingly embarrassing apology to everyone he has mislead. Either way we simply have to send the police round to his place to release Sarb from the cupboard under Unbelievable Jeff's stairs.

That can't be true Toke, otherwise that makes me look like a t**t. Say it ain't so. I looked in his timeline quite some time before you posted the image and that status wasn't there. Heigh ho. Well mine was more creative. Does he get banned now? Personally I think if someone goes to that much trouble to post again, we should take their new personality on its merits. I like the man's spunk. But then again, I'm not The Man so I don't make those decisions.

I think you'll find that Toke made that one up Glasgow_Saint. The first thing I did was look a Dibden Purlieu Saint's Twitter statuses and that wasn't there. Then Toke produced that graphic from nowhere. Toke is like Jimmy McNulty from The Wire. He's a good investigator, but if he can take a few shortcuts, he will.

So you didn't find the link between Dibden Purlieu Saint and Unbelievable Jeff? I thought I'd given the TMS massive another investigation to follow, and I assumed that you had styled yourself on Anika Rice, running from the metaphorical helicopter to deliver the answer, while we all tried to get a glimpse of your arse. So I provided this clue.... ...and you just guessed it?

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner. I knew I could rely on you SuperMikey!

376109235580710912 == 46602 (99.34% likelihood)

Do you want me to point the correlation out? I'm concerned for your posting future, Sarb. I'd like to see you keep posting 'anonymously'. Confirm that you want me to point it out, and I'll be happy to oblige.

Conscious distancing. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

No, but there was a very interesting tweet in September.

Come on 27% Sarb. You've been forensically proven to be Dibden Purlieu Saint through writing style analysis by one of TMS' keenest, yet somehow modest minds (me). Evidence has been gathered from your posting history and then using semantically aware software, a correlation has been found with the poster formerly know as Dibden Purlieu Saint. You are 27% and 99.3% Dibden Purlieu Saint.

Good point Halo. I used to be CockermouthSaint, but I airways ended up getting felated, felating or being punched. So I settled for saintbletch.