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More code Toke? What's the right response? Umm... Thanks? Am I? Only if they've got one in magenta. The winters in Morocco are becoming increasingly milder. Peter's flute is impressive, but Valerie's bassoon disappoints.

Got it Toke. It's what is know as the imbecile cypher (also known as the punctuation puzzle). It turns out that your contributions to this thread were actually English after all. It was just written in the grammatical style of a 5 year old. BTW it is a myth that I am a grammar Nazi. It's just you I focus on. I wouldn't be much of an absent father if I didn't try to help you with your words. It's a guilt thing.

You know how to hit my sweet spot Toke. I love it when posters post in code. I'll see if I can decode it, and I'll get back to you.

Is she the mysterious and publicity shunning beauty in the background behind the BBC's androgynous Caroline (Charlie) Wyatt in the foreground?

Well spotted Bear. It means it's not an insult, but an inquiry. You're not as thick as Toke looks.

Will Ferrell. I don't know. (no breasts, just words)

Why, don't you just **** off?

Landon Donovan? Won't it hurt him?

Cary Grant? He'd probably be too heavy.

wi' custard in? Try saying "Beer, Can." without sounding like a pig flesh loving Jamaican.

"I took my wife to the Caribbean" "Jamaica?" "No, the Dominican republic"

Sue Perkins. Why, what's he done wrong?

Toke's playing the verb name game! #soproud #thatsmyboy Clare Balding. Is she?

Because the parrots consumed em' all.

It was ever thus.

I don't go over the any more Halo. Nothing of importance is ever discussed on the main board. What's happening this time?

[video=youtube_share;lY7wfXYCJ4k]http://youtu.be/lY7wfXYCJ4k

God, this thread is a struggle to keep going. It's almost as if you Muppets don't celebrate language as much as I do. Euphemisms for female menstruation (or the period for which it lasts). Aunt Flo' is in town The circus is closed as the monkey has a nosebleed Closed for maintenance Attracting the lesbian vampires Do you want ketchup with that sausage? On the blob She's on her question mark (husbands of menopausal or post-menopausal women will relate to this) (male perspective) She's on her period, I'm on my comma.

Now then, now then, what have we here 3B? Goodness gracious me! No notnowcato, but I knew the answer before asking it, and I didn't expect 3B to answer.

A dad walks into his bathroom to find his long-lost brother fiddling with his 5 year old son in the bath. He says "Oi, are you molesting my son?" His brother replies "No brother, I'm just tickling the man in the boat!" Man apologies, leaves the room and tells his brother to carry on - 5 year old son (called Robert) grows up with trust issues. 1 Very good! 2 True dat. Are you being sarcastic?

Also, I did some work with a small software startup recently and the CEO was Canadian (of Nigerian and Irish parentage). You'd never meet a more intelligent, charismatic, eloquent or erudite bloke. I had immense respect for him until I heard him say "Anyhoo". Is that a Canadian thing I wonder?

So you say, 3B. So you say. Nice use of literal interpretation BTW. Did you know that literal interpretation kills sarcasm. I've often wondered why people on the main bored (see what I did there?) don't just take Turkish, CB Fry and other spewers of sarcasm, literally. When someone says that they think we should expand the stadium, but don't really believe it, why don't people just quote them and agree with it. Game over. #liks

Put my mind at rest would you 3B, please tell me you didn't learn that second one at a young age during a bath time spent in the company of a distant uncle.

If you had read all of the over-long intro, you'd have seen that for every 'contribution' you make you will lose rep points. Oh and if you share (more) hilarious Japanese word-based puns, you will get infracted. Move along Toke, this little corner of our forum, this little Eden belongs to the TMS (wannabee) intellectuals. P.S. It's still OK to mug Bear off.