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Definitely maybe Fowllyd. Definitely maybe. Or is it more of a tautology? ...when word-whores clash

Wow. That is interesting. Normal service has been resumed.

Thanks for making this the "Dinlo and Dinlower" thread 3B. I KNOW it's the no association thread, BUT Dubai Philip's membership contract states that every post must be about Golf or Polo. Ergo, I wasn't looking for the association to my post, simply trying to see his contractually obligated reference. Dinlowerererer!

Nope, can't quite see the reference.... Hold on... Gulf?

Morning Toke, did you notice the saliva dripping from my jowls? I think it's saliva. Re your ring not opening, don't worry, that's nothing that a phile of amyl nitrate can't fix. Look into my eyes, not around my eyes, but look into my eyes...from now on this is what you will see when mounting the incredibly fortunate Mrs Toke. ...you are feeling sleepy, you are feeling droopy, and you will no longer go down, sorry - look down on people with soft c*ck syndrome.

Sorry Dubai Philip, but I try to use all the clever words I can in every sentence that I inscribe in my web-scriven works. I'm what I'd guess you'd call a word-whore - in much the same way that you're a Polo-whore. It is Polo that you post about, isn't it? I know it was something to do with Volkswagen, but I must confess I don't often make it to the final chukker. And that's the response I get from this forum's MVP? Be honest Toke, when you close your eyes and think about sexual congress with Mrs Toke, it's now me you see.

I know Jonnyboy, I mean when have you ever seen the Bear pass up an opportunity to score in an empty net like that? I suppose a psychologist might suggest that it was avoidance coping. So, if Bear's nan had died (of unrelated causes) then, showing sensitivity, he might avoid a thread about the death of an old person. If Bear was forced to hand over his 5-star General badge and leave the McDonald's Drive-Thru due to an indiscretion involving a burger, which was subsequently forensically examined and found to contain extra 'mayonnaise', then he might avoid a thread about unemployed 'spungers' (or a thread on masturbatory food fettishists for that matter). So he avoids a thread about 'floppy c*cks'. Hmm, there's only one conclusion to reach I'm sure you'll agree...he was too aroused to type. Not yet, Toke - touch wood. It's true though, you can 'catch it'. Especially if the problem has been brought about by mental trauma. I'll demonstrate. Imagine the next time you've summoned the incredibly fortunate Mrs Tokyo Hyphen Saint for a bedroom rendezvous. You've brought the dogs a couple of snacks, and you made them 'sit' in the corner of the room that affords them the best view of their master as his hot, sweating, bulging-veined mass, rather amateuristically attempts to produce genuine pleasure in his partner's eyes. But it isn't delight that you see reflected as you frantically try to remember some of the creative tactics you'd researched on specialist web sites. Instead you're met with a vacuous stare of what appears to be dread, or perhaps that is just simply the face of boredom. So you close your eyes and attempt to get yourself back on track by reaffirming your sexual prowess through an inner monologue that involves reminding yourself of that tingle you feel every time you take the dogs for that special Sunday walk. And just as the cobra is standing upright, just as you're lifting the lid from the vinegar bottle, you're reminded in the cruelest of ways of the ephemeral nature of the male erection, as you open your eyes to look down on your beloved wife only to see me staring back at you. Hope that image doesn't get burned into your retina or anything. Hope you can still get wood the next time the 'three of us' are in bed together. Toke's a ****.

Who is the arbiter of association Tokyo Hyphen Saint? (Please don't tell me that you are)

I'm sorry 3B, but your post had an association to my post. So, and look I'm really sorry to have to do this, but you're banned from this thread now. Luckily I'm protected from the non-association rule by the super powers vested in me as Mayor of The Muppet Show. Perhaps I'll give you one more life, omnipotence allows you to see the big picture you know, 3B. Remember, words that have NO ASSOCIATION. Harpy.

Hi Tokyo Hyphen Saint, I just want to make sure I understand the rules of your hilarious word-based thread. If we can see an association between consecutive posts, the second poster loses and has to not post any more. Is that right, Tokyo Hyphen Saint? Is it like musical chairs, but without the music and the chairs?

...and to think that they scoffed when you selected your Internet Service Provider based on wireless range instead of bandwidth. Good luck with the DIY and I hope you manage to squeeze all of the mastic out of the tube.

The lady on the left is hard of hearing and is simply reading the lips of the lady on the right. If the mods ban BTT over this, then they're effectively saying that Christmas-celebrating, LGB or T, deaf or hard-of-hearing people are not welcome within the city limits of Saints Web. If we tolerate the censorship of BTT's heartfelt efforts to open our eyes to the experiences, religious beliefs and disabilities of others, then will be truly be able to look our metaphorical children in their metaphorical eyes? Keep posting filth, BTT. I'm behind you one hundred percent BTT. Next stop the European Court of Human Rights.

It's where that thumbnail had been SuperMikey, hope you wiped that too. I don't know...you send someone a little video, and you tell someone else about your flatulence collecting hobby, and all of a sudden it's all over the Internet. I'm certainly not telling Dubai Philip about my Buggles bugling backside, I'll end up looking like a freak.

You'd have to make sure it was a Beef-fart Captain. Oh, and use a Dyson, you can't vacuum a fart without triple cyclone technology.

Tokyo Sexwale, did he?

And here's some for the ladeez....

Does my bum look big in this? (To find this I googled "Doggers SW London convictions sex offenders register Tokyo-Saint")

Oh, they are Toke's labradates.

Well it's all a bit moot anyway pap. We let Bear handle the general administration, promotion, logistics, totting up and result delivery. So it's hardly surprising that the brewery ran out of alcohol before the end of the ****-up. Plus, he hosted the questionnaire at www.pricepikeypolls.com which meant that only the first 100 votes cast actually counted. A large number of those votes were actually cast by either Toke or the Bear, so the results were so skewed as to make the results meaningless - with the exception of my 3rd place of course. Despite all the manipulation, Toke still managed to come 4th in the "Best poster called Tokyo-Saint" category. You won that one, BTW. On the brightside, Toke now has 87 Gmail accounts.

BTT, tell me, what in the name of all that is holy, did you type into Google to find that?

Thanks for your response Tokyo-Saint (MVP), you Most Vacuous Prick. As I think I've already said, I came first of the 'normal' people. Rep points aren't the opposite of infractions for two reasons. 1) Rep points do not lead to a specific event, there is no 'point' to them. They are, pointless. 2) Rep points only exist as a figment of Spudders' imagination - and between you and me, I don't think he has been keeping a record of everyone's rep points all this time. Ask him to produce a league table...

What's the opposite of an Infraction Point? Because that's what the Bear should get. There's a thread on erectile dysfunction in The Lounge, and thus far he's kept his hands in his pockets - and rightly so. As child psychologists would no doubt confirm, if all you do is beat the child when it's naughty, and fail to praise it when it's good, it'll end up like Toke. Bear, you've thereby been awarded 10 Unfraction Points - these may be kept until needed or sold and can be traded-in against further infractions. (This offer cannot be used in conjunction with other offers. Terms and conditions may apply - such as if a Mod is on a megalomaniacal power-trip or isn't getting it at home)