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Gone were the days when the cool kids were students. Oh for the days of Wilko and Mao Cap.

5 years ago, eh. And how many trees have you planted since then to make up for this?

Fri-Sun: Sit on sofa, drink own brand lager and scratch b*ll*cks.

To be fair the amount of anti-student stuff on the board has decreased about 2000% since the good old days.

I can't believe you flew somewhere. Outrageous.

About 2 minutes mate. Depends how good the guy or girl behind the counter is. Shouldn't really take very long. I presume you have used a deli counter in a supermarket before? It isn't 6-8 weeks or anything like that. The only delay is in placing your order which depends on how many customers have grabbed one of the numbered tickets before you. That's all there is to it really. Perhaps you should take someone along to help you out.

Urgh! JFP is talking to A GIRL. Now he'll get girl disease.

I am still not totally won over by the quality of their products, but totally agree that the fresh stuff from the counters is always going to be better than the cheap pre-packaged stuff which is always going to be crap. I particularly hate cheap pre-packed ham.

In Sainsbury's the whole loaf is on the counter and they slice it for you. When you are next in ASDA I think you should ask why it is already sliced. I have to say I have not a big fan of ASDA food and would generally try and avoid shopping there.

I would have thought you could come up with a better description than the word "nice". Whenever anyone tells me something is "nice" I assume that, because they used such a bland, non-descript, word, that what they are talking about is actually only average and not worth worrying about.

Hello people of t'interweb. It appears people have many questions of me. I have only just now eaten my lunch. 1) Yes, JFP you have missed out. Was it pre-sliced and off a deli counter or did you buy a packet? 2) I purchased my haslet from Sainsbury's 3) I had a gander in Waitrose (Bath) and it did not appear that they had any haslet. 4) The extra thickness of my haslet did not significantly improve the quality of my roll. 5) In my moll (harvest grain/granary style) I also had a slice of tomato and a small amount of wholegrain mustard. 6) I have claimed a benefit in the past.

My haslet was cut from the loaf to order.

How many slices of haslet did you purchase, and what was the cost? I purchased four medium/thick slices at a cost of 36p. Usually I have medium sliced and that was only 27p. I will see whether the extra thickness is of benefit to my sandwich.

I also have a pork haslet roll prepared for today's lunch. It will be truly excellent.

Please keep your pasty talk off this thread.

Not sure, but you could certainly order one from SFC and collect it at Brum.

What rubbish excuses! Yes I will be there. Should be drinking in the Anchor from midday.

Taylor won both events in Germany at the weekend (including losing only 7 legs in 6 games on Saturday), and takes on King tonight. Should be awesome.

On that happy note, I am off to purchase my haslet. Fairwell.

Although in general supermarkets are bad, T*sc* are the biggest c*nts by a very wide margin. I will never shop there ever. I had a mate who thought my opinons were silly. I recommended the book Tescopoly to him. He read it. He also now does not shop with the c*nts.

I believe I have started a new phase of haslet eating. Although I would really like to stress that I am unhappy with haslet bought from T*sc*!

In what way?

Tesco is evil and you should not set foot within 3 miles of one.

I could, but I am lazy.