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w00t. What a horse. Bookies will be doing alright today, two big favourites lose and Kasbah Bliss didn't even place.

It came 5th as well. So close.

That has been my most popular phrase of last two days.

Yankee (to win) 1.30 Chapoturgeon 2.05 Green Mile 3.30 Big Bucks 4.40 Shouldhavehadthat E/w Singles 2.40 Old Vic 4.00 Finger On The Pulse Edit: What the f**k does "Nap" mean?

It is, of course, my duty to point out that there is one political party who would legalise safe standing areas in football grounds.

1.30 Can’t Buy Time – yankee e/w 2.05 Diamond Harry – yankee e/w 2.40 Cooldine – yankee e/w 4.40 Mr. Thriller – yankee e/w 3.20 Santa’s Son 50/1 e/w 4.00 Gee Dee Nen 12/1 e/w 5.15 Quinola Des Obeaux 11/1 e/w

Inter Milan will qualify.

Upsetting news. I am now poor.

Finally got a winner! Now the big one.

Does anyone remember that we were paying massive amounts on wages we couldn't afford and had to get some players off the wage bill? Does no-one remember that? Honestly?

F*cking hell, that's ridiculous. Had no idea this was true.

Today's exciting bets 1.30 - Torphichen - yankee e/w 2.05 - Calgary Bay -yankee e/w 2.40 - Wichita Lineman - yankee e/w 4.00 - Dix Villez - yankee e/w 3.30 Binocular - to win 4.40 United - e/w

Bet the groundsman wasn't happy.

I believe this thread now belongs in "general sports", as we all know darts is a sport and not an excuse for excessive drinking.

Every race live at Ladbrokes.com according to advert. Edit: If you have bet £1 on the race.

This forum will clearly only encourage me to bet more. Hurrah!

This thread needs Saintkip. Cheltenham will not be the same without him. Anyone found any good intro deals with the betting companies? If you open a new account with Ladbrokes, enter promo MIR6 and bet £10 or more then you will be credited with 3 x £10 bets.

Milhouse's mum?

He suspected you of being "ghey", not "gay".

Oh, the ironing.

Jelle Klaasan struggling. Robert Thornton wins both PDC Pro Tour events at the weekend (to become only the 3rd player ever to acheive that feat- Taylor, Lewis). I think they clearly picked the wrong player for the wildcard, especially with 3 events in Scotland this year.

I might be more likely to have a hair cut if that was the case.

I did not have a hair cut as they cost too much.

I would consider this. I would also happily play in net.

Oh yeh, I'm going to see Al Murray Sunday night. Will have to find my polo shirt without a curry stain on.