OttawaSaint

Meth by the looks of it...

With "MINCING TO THE MAX" on his whiteboard.

Read Janny B's lips after the 3rd goal and he said, "wow, that guy is worse than me!".

Scott Marshall also in with a shout...

Every goal this season had been a free header in box or backing off and letting them shoot at a keeper that couldn't save a Microsoft word document. I was pleased with our transfer dealings but like others am perplexed as to why we didn't get a decent keeper in.

Utterly typical, big giveaway, gives up, we back off and a shot goes in that Shitezoona takes an age to dive for. Smallbone, Baz, Mara, Holgate and Manning have been absolutely putrid.

Holgate you cunt!

Jesus, Baz saves it right back out to the attacker but luckily he was off balance.

So ponderous. Then we pass out to them and they break at pace and cause problems for us.

Shooting practice in training then this week?

He's awful. Can't warm to him at all.

Close from Smallbone.

That would have been a VAR pen in the prem.

So I guess Russ found the team selection tombola...

Another chance, carved open again. This is awful. Manning just passed straight to them.

I agree but he didn't have a chance with either goal.

Someone called it on the transfer thread. We feel happy with the team and in typical Saints fashion we limp to a meek 3-0 loss.

So we are really vulnerable to a long shot and and cross.

And now there's a carbon copy of QPRs goal.

Oh fuck off!

Sweepstake on purpose first clean sheet? I'll go for some time in November...

Edozie ball watching and Bazuno doesn't really make any saves from that kind of header. Balls!

Oh FFS! Wake up!!!

Where is Alanis when we need her?

Bunch of nobbers playing as a fivesome then!