OttawaSaint

Oh fuck off!

Great ball by ArmA!

Tella!!!!!

You know those dreams where you end up in a fight and swing a punch with all your might but it feels like you're underwater and the punch ends up being as soft as fuck? Yeah, that's Saints.

New slogan. We DON'T tackle We invite PRESSURE!

Lads, we're the ones in white eh?

Shirt pull there caused the hand ball.

Nice of KWP to come along for a leisurely jog...

Fuck we need better players!

Stu has been awful.

That's a penalty on Edozie! Wtf?!?

KWP doesn't look interested.

Fuck, the quality is low.

Too many passes, just shoot it!

KWP only had dive in his mind, just bury it!

Well played Shea!

Why didn't Stu just kick it into the goal from there? Is he stupid?

Last few Saints mangers love a ludicrous tactic. RM: fannying about at the back RS: don't ever try to score NJ: high balls to midgets RH: suicidal high line

FFS, gave it straight to them from fannying about.

COYS!

So are we getting Downes or not? Is he stalling? Same shit show as last year. We're getting a striker, be patient...*crickets*

Jackson handball in the Liverpool vs Chelsea game. Not given after VAR. I just don't know what handball is anymore. Seemed really clear-cut whereas Dunk's yesterday less so.

Ron I think.

My fave Ronisms: "Little eyebrows" for a deft header. "Spotter's badge" for a player showing awareness and intercepting a pass.

Ay up, came down from top field for this. We're all flat cap and no pork pie!