OttawaSaint

Cocks! 1-0. FFS!

Should be 1 up. Good run Leo. Azaz very poor shot.

Moving it around OK but not quickly or incisive enough. Receiving players not busting a gut to get into space.

He'll be the carpark attendant by the end of the half (hopefully).

Ford Fiesta receiving treatment...

Pushed over, decent penalty shout.

Caption: Did you get a Christmas card off Russ? Yeah, eventually, it kept getting returned to sender. Arrived this morning, a bit late I suppose.

Yeah, but he's still utterly fucking shit. Can't defend, can't cross, shit corners, can't stop crosses. Blind squirrel.

Manning is like the cockwomble you see at 5 a side who managed to ping a perfect curling pass once, and now tries it every time he gets the ball.

Years from now we'll find out it was a misunderstanding. Our super duper marketing team were trying to come up with a new "we march on" to annoy us with after crushing defeats. Tonda overheard, "Saints we don't do things by half" and it got lost in the translation.

God it's tough supporting Saints.

Crowd love a good cheated win.

Enjoy the applause but you know you fucking cheated with the second goal.

Saves it when it's offside. Just Baz things...

Crisp packet wrists Baz.

Still too many tossers on our team who think they're the shit but are actually just shit. Manning, Wood, Capn Jack, Downes, THB, Fraser, Aribo etc.

Cov are going to muller Stepho and co. FFS!

That's the issue, they just look at each other. Hey 2 in there with clearky defined roles FFS!

Our defending is an absolute joke!

If we had a goalie who could save things we'd walk this league...

Wolves defending is so bad, it's like they've given up completely. They had several chances to clear but just look at each other.

Wow, even Mason Coont has scored.

Utd are shocking too. 1-1. First goal in over 8 hours for Wolves.

Wolves are absolutely shocking. Far worse than we were last year. Man U did their absolute best to fluff that chance and Wolves still managed to concede.

Behave she's got much better range than Joe.