OttawaSaint

Fucking shit defending. Could be 3-0 down, lazy, dozy, shit. Wake the fuck up Saints!

FFS! That cunt Alonso. We're all over the place.

Crossbar Werner. We've been carved open 3 times now!

AA seems frantic to make an impact. Be patient lad, don't snatch at it.

Great run Tino!

Post Werner. Please don't be one of those beligured striker finds form bullshit.

Ropey defending. Corner Saints! Handball!?!

Fuck off Utd! Twats!

Come on Adam and Adams, you can do it!

So many sulking utd players. Fooking shite!

Utd playing fucking terrible... Moving the ball around so slowly. Easy for Everton.

Utd playing fucking terrible...

Come on slab-head get your fucking huge head on it!

Hope so.

Man U are just about the right crackpot club to not show up and gift wrap a win for Everton.

So it'll be Stu Armstrong to Adam Armstrong and then from Adam to Adams for the winner!

Nah, was just in a silly mood. I'm harmless.

I was one of those who thought Ali CDAJFU. I got it horribly wrong. 😆

Gaaaahhh! Can't decide whether to big him up or trash him, and then defend that position forever in the hopes of looking like a smartypants forum expert later...

Well I don't drink but I guess it could be juice!

Yes, I think Everton need about 12

It means that I missed my chance, had I known this 29 years ago I could be banging them in for Everton right now. Actually, phew!

I'm not sure we can correctly ascertain that. There's an infinite number of universes, in some you may very well have been joking, in others not. I don't think we can know either way...

Tell you what though, I'm on fire at 5-a-side at the moment. Every time I get into position I just quickly calculate the xg and then alter my power or angle. I'm unstoppable!

League table post trousers?