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Ralph "smartest man in room" Hassenhüttl has probably been fully erect for weeks thinking about his masterstroke of playing a defensive formation all preseason to frustrate Spurs and pull off a smash and grab victory on opening day only to lose 4-1 and just stand there doing nothing looking like a butler unable to believe his cunning plan hasn't worked. Time to go Baldrick!

Yes.

The happy clappers can suck my balls! We've won, what? One in the last 15? Excuses excuses excuses. Spurs top 4, yes, but I didn't see Fulham put out a comedy formation and lineup vs Liverpool. They looked well-organized.

Needs to be gone tonight. Clueless tactically, stubborn, terrible man management, talks dogshit after a defeat, utter waistcoated cunt. Fuck off you useless twat! Should have been binned off by now. He's killing us with is sabotage of the club. His treatment of Adams alone is abhorrent. Go, now!

Surely this suits our players strengths better? Bazunu KWP Kotchap Salisu Perraud JWP Romeu Lavia Stu Aribo Adams

Awful, a monkey could pick a better formation and line up. He's just so fucking stubborn. I dunno what Adams had done to deserve this but that formation and tactic(s) was shockingly naive. You'd give a new manager a bit of a pass for this but RH has been here long enough. Shocking. I'm actually thinking that if RH tried to n lose he'd fuck up and end up winning. A decent manager could get a tune out of this team. I'm convinced of that. Why do we always get these jokers as managers? Start at thr back (in preseason) and make us solid there. Then work on the attacking. We're shit up front and shit at the back. He's got to go, right away.

Hilariously bad. What a joke! 😂

Goallll Salisu...in our net though. Comical.

Take Broja for instance. He was flying high after that goal vs West Ham and its almost if RH told him to stop being so cocky and then punished him by putting Smallbone as a forward soon after.

Seems so. I just...don't get it...WTF is RH doing? He seems to sap the confidence out of the players and coach them all into non entities happy to just go through the motions. Automation or whatever calls it.

It's like that fast show sketch. RH, did you set up a solid formation and pick our best player in each position? RH: even better than that, I've gone with a horribly open and unbalanced lineup with some of our weakest players!

Stu now up front? What message does that send to Adams. Now we'll have both AA and Adams with no confidence. Shocking man management from RH. Can't say I'm surprised.

Wakey fucking wakey! Offside but still. Wake up!!

It's like playing FM and being dead set on a formation that you have players unsuited for the positions/tactic and hoping it will come good eventually. Play to our fucking stregths FFS it's hard enough in this league with our finances without self sabotage.

Would love to see a 4-3-2-1 Bazunu KWP Kotchap Salisu Perraud JWP Romeu Lavia Stu Aribo Adams

I subscribe to the streamed games and watch a lot of the other teams in action and no team ever seems to look as consistently clueless and disorganized as us.

New season same shit.

Romeu has been poor. He's missing challenges all over the pitch.

Saved Bazunu!

Yes but if the ball isn't being held up properly, Spurs are able to control and launch attacks unchallenged.

All I can say is that AA, Valery and Bednarek must look incredible in training. How come RH can't see what we can so easily ?

Ah well, we got to celebrate a goal...

I think Boris is still in prison.

Doesn't have the strength to excel at this level. Looks like an U14 trying to play U18.

Clearly the 3 CBs isn't more secure at the back. They get pulled all over the place.