OttawaSaint

He did. He took a 2 day break last week after we laid a cow pat in the second half of the Everton game. Interesting timing that...hmmm

Brazilian eh? He's probably really smooth...

How come we lose a point for the Villa game? Will we smuggle on a few more Armstrongs while no-one is looking and get caught when Mike Dean notices we have 3 in goal and a front sweeper? MLG note: yes yes, I know...

Maybe shift in that front sweeper and left foiler on about 63 minutes. The victory will be ours for sure!!

I agree but would have the false 9, 8 and 10 rotate topwise once we have fluxed the mids...

The Portuguese...

Maybe not that odd. Gabbi came in and was one fire and then we seem to coach it out of him, Moussa too, here's hoping that the same doesn't happen with AA.

And a club that broke our transfer record on a dud that no-one wanted because he was pals with the current manager...who was then fired about a week or so later...

Alien #1: At your command oh great one. Alien Leader: Take this craft to light speed MLG: Acsshhhewalllaay light speed defined as... Alien #2: I’ll open the trap door

No sign of SKD or Chapel End either, must be having a rather intense threesome. I’ll check the rainbow shirt thread...

Boggles the mind why we’re not all over this.

That was an old Fergie trick too. To ass kiss us after beating us. Keeps us nice and subservient for the next time.

Everyone but the most important person, him. He's probably pacing around his garden with a perplexed look on his face. "Why are we so unlucky every game...did I break a mirror?".

Even a shout of “keeper’s ball!” would put doubt in the attacker’s mind as to whether it was worth getting clattered for. Alex is so utterly soft and weak minded. Can’t be easy being a CB in front of him.

We need MLG to drop by and give us the stats. He’s been strangely absent since before the game yesterday...hmm

This Newcastle vs WHU game has been a cracker. Great entertainment!

No Kane for Spuds 👀

4-2, quick break and thunderous strike by Antonio. Great sprint by Antonio, you just know if it was us, Walcott, Redmond or Djenepo would have just passed it to a defender or ignored Antonio.

Utterly pointless thread. You even said it.

No doubt nothing will have changed. Weird selections, 4-2-2-2, huff and puff, lose 6-0 and Ralph throws his hands up and makes excuses.

Penalty West Ham. Newcastle imploding...

Antonio with the kind of cross need from Djenepo. 2-2.

Neither, they are both far below what is required of an EPL keeper.

I think Soze might actually be Ralph himself. He gets mortal after a defeat and then spills his guts on here.

What, switching up tactically to match another team and get 3pts as a result? Is this allowed? Someone should mention it to Ralph...